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Jonathan Ross upsets Andrew “Manuel” Sachs

October 28, 2008 at 9:56 pm

Rather rude, one would have said, for Ross and Russell Bland to leave answerphone messages about having sex with his granddaughter (transcript). However there is some good news. Andrew Sachs has offered complete forgiveness to Jonathan Ross if he makes the following statement correctly: “I Rarely Rile people but Retarded […]

St Crispins Day

October 26, 2008 at 12:00 pm

Today is St Crispin’s Day. I’ll be toasting King Harry and his army this evening. To spoil the great day, the French are having a conference about the Battle of Agincourt. Their historians are claiming the English weren’t that outnumbered, that the French were “heroic” and we generally weren’t very […]

We’re All Doomed

October 24, 2008 at 1:36 pm

If it wasn’t already blatantly obvious to everyone…we are all doomed. How is it possible that a former vicar-turned-MP who is now Deputy Leader of the House of Commons can be the one-in-the-same person as a disgusting weirdo whose only claim to fame is publishing this picture of himself on […]

Vote for the Vet and the Mommy, not the Socialist and the Commie

October 23, 2008 at 7:02 pm

It’s not tricky to guess which side I’m on in the US Presidenial Elections in a few days time. Frankly I’d love to have seen Sarah as the nominee; as I expect she will be in 2012. Hopefully B Hussein Osama won’t have been able to do too much damage […]

Appeal For Help: Movie Suggestions

October 23, 2008 at 5:26 pm

A good friend of mine (not pictured) is rather keen on gory and horror-themed movies. He’s asked me to post for suggestions as to how to expand his collection. His most recent 15 additions (or on order) are: * Santa Sangria* BrainDead* The New York Ripper* Citizen Toxic – The […]

You couldn’t make it up…(Part 94)

October 22, 2008 at 11:24 am

“Lord” Mandelson of Just About Sodding Everywhere has a certain Sir Brian Geoffrey Bender as his Permanent Secretary at the ridiculously-named Department for Business, Enterprise and Regulatory Reform. You’ve got to a least smirk.

Today Morocco, tomorrow the world!

October 21, 2008 at 4:19 pm

The onward march of EUropean socialism continues apace as Morocco is fooled into thinking that “advanced status” of the EU is a good idea…in readiness for a gradual absorbtion. The Moroccan Foreign Minister, Taïeb Fassi Fihri, welcomed the “advanced status” and stressed that Rabat would henceforth benefit from “all” the […]

A Fellow Blogger – St Crispin’s Day

October 20, 2008 at 8:16 pm

Blogs are always more entertaining when people with different opinions and diverging views end up in the same (virtual) pub. “St. Crispin’s Day” and myself have shared a physical beer or five and also exchanged words of wisdom online – so I’m delighted to invite him on board as an […]

Hurrah! The longest Parliamentary holiday since records began 30 years ago.

October 20, 2008 at 12:21 am

The unbelievably awful Deputy Labour leader Harriet Dromey has (slightly) redeemed herself in my eyes. She has told MPs they can leave Westminster on Dec 18 and they do not need to return until Jan 12 – a week longer than is usual for Christmas (if I’m allowed to call […]

Trident: Could Someone Please Check Down The Back Of The Sofa

October 15, 2008 at 8:01 pm

Hat-tip to The Croydonian for this one.Please visit his site – it’s excellent. This from Hansard: Mr. Hancock: To ask the Secretary of State for Defence pursuant to the answer of 29 September 2008…on Trident missiles, how many Trident warheads are either operationally available or undergoing maintenance. Mr. Hutton: The […]