If it wasn’t already blatantly obvious to everyone…we are all doomed.

How is it possible that a former vicar-turned-MP who is now Deputy Leader of the House of Commons can be the one-in-the-same person as a disgusting weirdo whose only claim to fame is publishing this picture of himself on a “contacts” website called Gaydar.

No-one disputes the moral vacuum that is at the heart of ZaNuLabour but every now and then it doesn’t hurt to remind ourselves of it.

Apparently, though, by all reports he did reasonably well when deputising for Harridan Dromey at the dispatch box earlier this week.

At least he wasn’t caught with his pants down.