or, if you prefer as a headline: Observations On Life No.5263 : Eyes ClosedThe EU collect statistics on many things, and one interesting example is a breakdown of terrorist attacks within its borders; completed, uncompleted and foiled efforts. Their summary for 2010 is: Islamist: 3 (1%)Separatist: 160 (64%)Left Wing/Anarchist: 45 (18%)Right […]
In their ongoing struggle to find a mission and a purpose, we have more New World Order authoritarian nonsense from the United Nations…this time it is deploying ground troops to ‘combat’the fictional global warming menace: A special meeting of the United Nations security council is due to consider whether to […]
He’s lost the plot. Jumped the shark…utterly utterly mad. And why isn’t he in jail for the driving stuff yet, anyway?
Considering Boris’ recent track record with losing senior policemen, this job advert might be a bit optimistic when it says the job of Metropolitan Police Commissioner is a five year post. It’d be interesting (ish) to know if the job has graced the SitVac pages of any national newspapers and […]
In great news for the inhabitants of Cook County, Illinois, the Forest Preserve Commissioners voted last week to change laws covering “misconduct” within the region. Now you can legally try your hand at fortune-telling, “acrobatic feats” and juggling there. Splendidly, it is no longer “disorderly conduct” for confidence men to […]
With every newsreader and lazy journalist in the world apparently ignorant of what the word ‘hacking’ actually means, it’s about time that some of the real gurus in the field made themselves available. LulzSec have taken down a raft of News International sites, including The Times, the Sunday Times, the […]
The thing with being mugged by genuine muggers is they only get away with your wallet, and don’t make you say sorry. In Canada we have someone hitting the Compensation button because a stewardess didn’t speak Frog. What’s the only difference between Sprite and 7Up anyway…apart from the fact that […]
Oh now ‘ang on, I’m not ‘avin that Following Andy Hayman’s extraordinary outburst yesterday (YouTube) in front of the House of Commons Home Affairs Select Committee when asked if he took bribes, a photographer at The Times has grabbed one of those perfectly juxtaposed snaps. Worth re-posting as it will be […]
The Express has only three headlines on continuous daily revolution: Diana, Immigration and BureaucracyGoneMad. If they had a sister paper in Colorado it would need a pull-out colour supplement to fully take the piss out of the recently released Colorado Department of Human Services Proposed Child Care Center Rules. It […]
In a poll released today by polling organisation Angus Reid (who, to be fair, made a complete hash of the General Election percentages so maybe we shouldn’t pay too much attention) it seems that half of Britons would vote for freedom and an escape from the EU. The level of […]
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