Considering Boris’ recent track record with losing senior policemen, this job advert might be a bit optimistic when it says the job of Metropolitan Police Commissioner is a five year post.

It’d be interesting (ish) to know if the job has graced the SitVac pages of any national newspapers and if so which ones.

Applicants should be serving UK chief constables

..which rules most of out.

If you are one, though, then applications to someone who rejoices in the name of A Llama* before 12th August.

* almost