Watch Your Language

July 15, 2011 at 6:56 pm

The thing with being mugged by genuine muggers is they only get away with your wallet, and don’t make you say sorry. In Canada we have someone hitting the Compensation button because a stewardess didn’t speak Frog. What’s the only difference between Sprite and 7Up anyway…apart from the fact that it was easier to find a picture of 7Up with a girl attached to illustrate this story?

The Federal Court of Canada on Wednesday ordered Air Canada to pay $12,000 to Ottawa French-language rights crusader Michel Thibodeau in part because when he asked an English-speaking flight attendant for 7Up in May 12 of 2009, he got Sprite.

“The applicants’ language rights are clearly very important to them and the violation of their rights caused them a moral prejudice, pain and suffering and loss of enjoyment of their vacation,” Justice Marie-Josee Bedard wrote in her judgment.

The judge’s name, sounds a bit *cough* French, eh?

Air Canada was also ordered to apologize to Mr. Thibodeau and his wife Lynda.

Bloody hellfire. Has it really come to this?