All Seeing Eye

And so they did. Is there an apology on the way from Clegg, Mandelson, Blair, Clarke, Heseltine etc? Thought not.

Now it’s not often TheEye mocks the surgeon-afflicted. But it’s Wednesday, so let’s go with it. Good money was paid for this operation, apparently… Bloody hellfire. On a stick. Johnny Vegas, you’ve really let yourself go, man. POOLE council has warned a stadium company about its tourism role after a […]

…no, not today! Instead, 150 years ago today. For this is the 150th anniversary of the first ever forecast by the Met Office. It was published in the Times and is (right) Monday 1st of August 2011 is a very special day for the Met Office. We will be celebrating […]

When Miguel Hanson and his fiancee, Diana Wesley, got married on Saturday (two days ago), a computer program Hanson wrote served as the minister. During the wedding, held in the Houston home of Hanson’s parents, the couple stood before a 30-inch monitor in the backyard. In a robotic voice, the […]

…if you’re in the Forces, that is. Ah, it’s not like the good old days when joining Labour cost you £1million…but at least they gave you a seat in the House of Lords along with your membership card. It’s their new gimmick to attract a group of the population that […]

Good news, everyone! The opportunistic little shit Leader of the Opposition Ed Miliband has finally had that NHS-funded (that’s you) nose-job designed to take the edge off his squeaky voice. There was initially an outcry that he was getting cosmetic surgery to make his speeches slightly less painful on the […]

Good drills from the University of Leicester this week who have triumphed with a study published in this weeks Science Daily: Mr Nolan said: “It is common knowledge that broken glass bottles can be used as an effective stabbing weapon and the results of the study have reaffirmed this.” Good […]

TheEye blogged on this cartoon appearing in the Times, but it seems that no good idea goes “unborrowed”. The Irish Daily Mail went with this a day later. There’s nothing new under the sun, it seems… Good spot by Gavan Reilly

From here and how depressingly true. The chorus of demands for Islamic terrorism to be disregarded now or somehow placed on an equal basis with a lone gunman have already reached fever pitch in the gutter appeasement sections of the Guardian (search for your own links to KommentenMachtFrei if you […]

Yesterday the Sunday Times printed a very dark cartoon on its main op-ed pages, drawn by Gerald Scarfe. Channel 4 News technology correspondent Ben Cohen said that ‘mass murder seems more than a little inappropriate for parody‘ and promptly kicked off a fierce online debate about it. TheEye thinks that […]