My Big Fat Geek Wedding

August 1, 2011 at 1:57 pm

When Miguel Hanson and his fiancee, Diana Wesley, got married on Saturday (two days ago), a computer program Hanson wrote served as the minister.

During the wedding, held in the Houston home of Hanson’s parents, the couple stood before a 30-inch monitor in the backyard. In a robotic voice, the computer greeted the guests, and told the story of how the couple met.

Presumably ending with: Do you accept the terms & conditions of this matrimony? : Y/N

His parents must have been grateful that they’d finally got rid of the weird geek from their basement – although maybe that’s where the honeymoon will be?

Still, computers marrying people. Then it’ll be people marrying computers. That’s bad enough, because Genesis (the Book, not the band) tells us how bad it all went the first time a woman got involved with an Apple.

Then they will demand computers in the military. And we all know how that movie ends…

That’s not a picture of the lady in the story – its a blatant excuse to use a picture of a woman with large breasts