Get Your Money Back, Sunshine
Now it’s not often TheEye mocks the surgeon-afflicted. But it’s Wednesday, so let’s go with it. Good money was paid for this operation, apparently…
Bloody hellfire. On a stick.
Johnny Vegas, you’ve really let yourself go, man.
POOLE council has warned a stadium company about its tourism role after a transsexual was left ‘humiliated’ because
she[it] could not use the female toilets.Victoria Saxe-Coburg from Springbourne, Bournemouth said
she[it] was left in floods of tears by a security guard during a Poole Pirates speedway match.The 55-year-old, who had a gender reassignment operation more than 20 years ago, said
she[it] was told to use the disabled toilet after another spectator made a complaint.
Surely that name is pinched rather than inherited. Having an surname inextricably linked with our very own Royal Family…well, if this thing is related to Queen Victoria in any way then TheEye will eat his panama. Without salt.
The newspaper running the original story (Bournemouth Echo) didn’t open this story to Comments. Not bloody surprised, frankly.
From the ever-spectacular APILN
OMG, that’s one ugly, hairy old bloater -you definitely wouldn’t want to get stuck with the job of cleaning out its cage! =-O
I’ve never gone to bed with anything as ugly as that – but I’ve woken up a couple of times…
Whisky sometimes isn’t your friend 🙁
Are we saying that at no time in 20 years did that thing look in the mirror and say Bloody hell I don’t look too special today
At the very least there’s an obvious lawsuit against the opticians.
Ahhhh .. a fellow member of the “Wolverine” Club … >:o 😉
Is that the one where you wake up, discover that she/it is asleep across your arm, and you’d rather chew your own arm off than wake her/it up, Captain?
The very same “C” …. Have even been known to leave socks & shreddies behind, in my haste to escape .. 😉
The most obvious queries has been left unasked.
What was the Original Gender of the ‘victim’ before the operation?
Has ‘Victoria’ sued the surgeon on the grounds that the operation has not ‘taken’?
Yer’ havin’ a larf. mate, aren’t you?