That’s it. Enough! The world is run by Captain Stupid as is often shown by posts on this blog and so TheEye is going to get in on the act for a few hours. The site is being rebranded for the day. Consider the sheer daftness of a Swedish vodka […]

TheEye thought that a skim through the last pile of fetid, pointless, expensive and time-wasting Early Day Motions put down before Parliament before their summer hols might be a bit of fun. Andrew Rosindell MP sneaks in with the very last two before the recess, and in a time of […]

Things to do when you are bored Number #1,924: Break the world record for the number of ladies wearing bikinis in a single photograph.By a spooky coincidence, 1,924 is exactly the number you’d need. So imagine how annoyed you’d be if you set up an attempt at the record but […]

Well, that’s it then. We are all officially safe from swine flu. Serbia’s official emergency swine flu committee have given the go-ahead for a music festival in Guca on the grounds that the locals drink extra-strong spirits and that will successfully see off the flu. The organisers are delighted, as […]

To all of our Finnish readers, All Seeing Eye bids one and all a happy National Sleepy Head Day (Finnish: unikeonpäivä) For those who don’t know, it is celebrated on July 27 every year. Traditionally on this day, the last person in the house (also dubbed as the ‘laziest’) to […]

This blog likes to provide examples of oddness, and this story is truly that. However sometimes these stories are tricky to find pictures to illustrate, so this time we can only get away with a suggestively-shaped building. From The Local, Sweden’s English daily newspaper… “Malmö’s Möllevången district was the scene […]

ust as he was busy putting the British economy through a rusty garlic crusher, Harold Wilson came up with the famous gem: “It does not mean that the pound here in Britain, in your pocket or purse or in your bank, has been devalued”. Of course it did, but that’s […]

G.O.T. is a born worrier. Sometimes I worry about the most ridiculous things and to prove the point I use this story from Mexico that I found on my travels around the internet. According to the Attorney General’s office nearly 1 ton of cocaine was discovered in the bellies of […]

Okay, so TheEye is thinking of setting up a country. Nothing to do for the next few days so looking for a goal. All ideas for a national anthem and a flag are welcome. Do NOT follow the example of whichever twat designed the flag of Poland because Dante had […]

It may have taken about 120,000 years trapped beneath a block of ice in Greenland, but McBroon’s personality has finally been located. A tiny microbe has awoken. The long-lasting bacteria may hold clues to what life forms might exist on other planets – including the one on which Gordoom still […]