Big Brother (Literally)

June 12, 2009 at 10:37 am

TheEye sometimes delves in to miscellany and oddness, so it will come as no surprise that this story from the unmissable Austrian Times has appeared on the radar. Serious topics to resume rapidly though. Reproduced in full so no need to bother with the link: “A kinky version of Big […]

It’s Official : Loonies Beat Doomed Labour

June 6, 2009 at 2:39 am

It may not have hit the mainstream news but you’ve got to chuckle that in St Ives Labour were beaten in the County Council elections by a candidate from the Official Monster Raving Loony Party. He didn’t win, but Lord Toby Jug, Cambridgeshire’s first Loony candidate, was celebrating his best […]

Best In The Business: The G.O.T.

May 27, 2009 at 12:51 am

Not often that such an unusual post is offered for your enjoyment. The G.O.T. has been known to speak his mind and has been invited on to this blog as an equal co-conspirator with St Crispin and TheEye to create (non-sweary) mayhem. However he doesn’t take prisoners elsewhere either. Take […]

The Flynt Pornography Family In Open Warfare

May 23, 2009 at 11:22 pm

A while ago TheEye typed a post from this parish about men becoming impotent from staring at women with large breasts and great legs. As this is a non-sweary family blog that post came with a health-warning. In the comments TheEye was instructed by “The Big Dollop” not, basically, to […]

What Type of MP Would G.O.T. Be?

May 17, 2009 at 9:17 am

The GrumpyOldTwat thought that he might as well throw his hat into the ring with regards to this MP meme thing on the basis that he couldn’t possibly do any worse than the current cash troughing incumbents. On reflection though the answers seem strangely familiar . Oh and there will […]

Found: Weapons Of Mass Destruction

May 14, 2009 at 11:18 am

Now for a serious blog All Seeing Eye is slightly too easily tempted to dip in to random odd stuff, and this is one of those moments. World biggest boobs record holder Norma Stitz (read the name back again and think about it) has told how her 67 inch bust […]

Clear Your Throats And Shout

April 18, 2009 at 9:00 pm

TheEye is feeling in a particularly subversive mood at the moment obviously. This whole article is reproduced from the Old Holborn site but give it a look and say what you think. (Sweary bits warning for those who still like a non-sweary environment on this side of the hedge) “When […]

Obama Unveils Presidential Poodle

April 15, 2009 at 6:06 pm

TheEye – this is a blog with three completely different contributors. That’s what makes it an interesting place to drop by. Enjoy the G.O.T. in top form here…take it away, my friend…. This is a post by the G.O.T. which, of course, will mean it will be a tad sweary […]

Disaster For The Cheeky Girls

April 15, 2009 at 5:32 pm

In a never ending effort to promote pictures of women in skimpy clothes, TheEye finds the opportunity to reveal disaster for the Cheeky Girls. From the ever-essential Austrian Times: It’s the Cheeky Girls as you’ve never seen them – with all their clothes ON. The sisters were forced to cover […]

Take A Swing At Gordoom

April 7, 2009 at 2:56 pm

The World of Golf in New Malden has come up with a fantastic way of helping golfers to improve their aim: it has set up a target of the the one-eyed snot-gobbling Prime Mentalist on their driving range. Originally seen on the Standard’s website, apparently day-on-day golf ball usage is […]