…or Christmas Gift Ideas (Suggestion 94) This blog is intended for political thoughts, some military matters and also general idiocy. This certainly comes under the final category. Whoever thought of this bit of kit needs his head examined, as this single slot toaster for no apparent reason creates a perfect […]

I’ve resisted the temptation to blog very much about the US Election on the grounds that everyone else is doing it a whole lot better (and much worse) than me. I’ve just retreated to the AllSeeingEye’s secret lair and am enjoying reading the refined efforts/collective stupidity of many others. Some […]

The English is simple enough to lorry drivers – but the Welsh reads “I am not in the office at the moment. Please send any work to be translated.” An idiot emailed for a Welsh translation of the road sign and got an Out Of Office bounce. That went up […]

If you are from Texas, you might as well leave now.Google trends says that Richardson, Texas is the most common location for those searching Google with the term “sarah palin porn“.

Did you know that the Guardian argued for the Nazi Party’s inclusion in the German government, saying that this would “help to perpetuate this democracy“. Also the Observer hinted that claims of anti-semitism were exaggerated because “the major part of the German Republican Press is in Jewish hands“.)

Rather rude, one would have said, for Ross and Russell Bland to leave answerphone messages about having sex with his granddaughter (transcript). However there is some good news. Andrew Sachs has offered complete forgiveness to Jonathan Ross if he makes the following statement correctly: “I Rarely Rile people but Retarded […]

If it wasn’t already blatantly obvious to everyone…we are all doomed. How is it possible that a former vicar-turned-MP who is now Deputy Leader of the House of Commons can be the one-in-the-same person as a disgusting weirdo whose only claim to fame is publishing this picture of himself on […]

“Lord” Mandelson of Just About Sodding Everywhere has a certain Sir Brian Geoffrey Bender as his Permanent Secretary at the ridiculously-named Department for Business, Enterprise and Regulatory Reform. You’ve got to a least smirk.

You’ve got to feel for (not literally) Wicked Wanda – the owner of a sex shop in Ottawa who four days ago was robbed of $2,000 worth of vibrators. Two sticky light-fingered miscreants swiped the joysticks from Wicked Wanda’s Adult Emporium at approx 2.30am. However, 41-year-old Wanda Cotie can take […]

The Times reports that Ten Commandments have been written for Christian bloggers. I doubt that this blog will always hit these high aspirations. Ten commandments for bloggers 1. You shall not put your blog before your integrity2. You shall not make an idol of your blog3. You shall not misuse […]