Poetic Crime

June 26, 2010 at 6:00 pm

An all too familiar story followed by some unintentional black humour from today’s Daily Telegraph: Imran Khan, 19, an amateur cricketer boxer, and Somalian Abdul Said, 21, took 20 seconds to smash open a shop window in Ilford, Essex with a pickaxe and a sledgehammer. Sayid Mohammed, 20, and Adama […]

The Reality Of Spain

June 22, 2010 at 5:54 pm

Sent to TheEye by a Spanish reader…and not very politically correct at all, so presumably emailed on the tenuous basis that they are allowed to say it about themselves but no-one else is. Click to enlarge:

Saturday Night Jukebox: The Three Terrors

June 19, 2010 at 8:30 pm

All Seeing Eye is delighted to present The Three Terrors In Concert, with their catchy little number Jihad is Sweet, Jihad is Fun.

Public Sector Cuts: A How-To Guide

June 8, 2010 at 7:25 pm

There is a new widget on the FT website (free registration) which invites us to choose where we think that the deficit-cutting axe should fall, and reflects the impact that those choices will (according to them) have. There is a choice of Party, which auto-ringfences certain budgets, or the sensible option […]

Classics From The BBC Archives (Pt.94)

June 7, 2010 at 2:14 am

There are times when old items on the BBC website can be a source of unexpected amusement and cheer. It’s not often, granted, but this is one of those moments. From the archives…

David Laws’ Letter To His Successor

May 30, 2010 at 3:42 pm

Expansive tipping of the trilby to Mr Eugenides

Unfortunate Headline O’ The Day

May 26, 2010 at 3:06 pm

Made TheEye chuckle… Hat-tip to @MarthaKearney

May Is Zombie Awareness Month

May 3, 2010 at 3:42 pm

Never accuse TheEye of not feeding your need for brains. Friends will know that TheEye is a big fan of the zombie movie genre (not just the one in the image here), and so was delighted to discover that: May is the official Zombie Awareness Month of the Zombie Research […]

It Needed An Election To Find Out…

April 6, 2010 at 11:49 pm

Well, well, well; never realised this about the Gerbil-Faced One. Amazing. Explains a lot about her inferiority complex and all-round bad attitude. Related to Sarkozy, perhaps? Maybe she does have a use after all. It’s at perfect pint-resting level…. Spotted on ToryBear

Every Day Seems To Be April Fools

April 1, 2010 at 2:52 pm

TheEye considered doing an April Fool’s post, but having taken a glance at the Daily Wail today: DIY hero nabs burglar by sealing doorway with nailgun  The Labour MP too sick to be quizzed on expenses but fit enough to lobby for a new job  Police officer caught on video […]