Public Sector Cuts: A How-To Guide

June 8, 2010 at 7:25 pm

There is a new widget on the FT website (free registration) which invites us to choose where we think that the deficit-cutting axe should fall, and reflects the impact that those choices will (according to them) have.

There is a choice of Party, which auto-ringfences certain budgets, or the sensible option of getting on with the job unfettered by the clarion call of your wealth-creator/union/bearded-weirdy (select party of choice there) financial backers.

So, eyes down and get cutting….

£81.3 billion, and still with two decent sized aircraft carriers in the pot. Excellent result. Annoyingly once you’ve hit what they consider ‘good enough’ there’s an irritating pop-up box which tries to stop you. Ha! We laugh in the face of such things, and click onwards…

The final page tells us what effect these savings would have (in the opinion of the FT). Most are end of the world as we know it, strikes, riots, wailing and gnashing of teeth type stuff….’will hit the very poorest’….’100,000 jobs will be lost’….’will increase teachers’ workload’ (that’ll give’m something to do on those massive holidays)….‘annual household loss of £500’ (or our EU membership fees for 7236 femtoseconds) but there isn’t a Smartarse button to tick showing that you guessed that was coming which was why you didn’t cut the Forces.

Give it a go. You won’t get re-elected by taking the required decisions, which is why the Coalition won’t take them and we are all suppose to gasp at the audacity of George Osborne’s paltry £6bn surface skimming. Tough times call for tough measures. Let’s hope for the sake of the country that today’s announcements by Osborne to the HoC are only the start.

If it isn’t hurting, it isn’t working, as someone once said.