A while ago TheEye typed a post from this parish about men becoming impotent from staring at women with large breasts and great legs. As this is a non-sweary family blog that post came with a health-warning. In the comments TheEye was instructed by “The Big Dollop” not, basically, to […]

So, here’s a joke while I sort it out . . . A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the PearlyGates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind himHe asked, ‘What are all those clocks?’ St. Peter answered, ‘Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth […]

It’s hardly going to come as a shock for us all when Gordoom tries to hang on to the very last chance possible of his unelected Prime Mentalist day-job. Well there is light at the end of the tunnel….today is exactly one year away from that day. The 6th May […]

TheEye – this is a blog with three completely different contributors. That’s what makes it an interesting place to drop by. Enjoy the G.O.T. in top form here…take it away, my friend…. This is a post by the G.O.T. which, of course, will mean it will be a tad sweary […]

Have you ever met a Russian with a sense of humour? No, TheEye hasn’t either…but it turns out that they do exist. Pravda brings us news that the statue of Lenin which stands outside of the Finnish Railway Station in St. Petersburg has been vandalised. It happened at 4a.m. on […]

This is a true story about a dispute between two neighbours living in Utah. And please promise that you won’t look at the picture until you have read the text. It’ll spoil the fun! A local councillor, Mark Easton, had always enjoyed a beautiful view of the mountains, until a […]