David Cameron may have recalled Parliament today to discuss the looting and criminality, but we all know who really think they run the country. Yes, the BBC have recalled Question Time. As usual the media are exaggerating the disturbances. What the BBC called looting in Liverpool, we all knew as Wednesday […]

Question Time is currently on its summer break, and is scheduled to return on 8th September. But! In terrific news for Bias-Watchers everywhere – there will be a special edition broadcast live this Thursday specifically to discuss the riots. It’s going to be terrible and you know it. Join us […]

This post is offered without comment, really, because it speaks for itself. Someone is seriously taking the piss. It’s the sort of thing you’d expect to see on the Daily Mash or the Onion. Incredibly it seems to be genuine. Iran has called on the British police to exercise restraint […]

I was really drunk at the time. Most of us have used that one. Some of us more than once. And that’s just counting this week. Great news for blaggers everywhere, then, from the always entertaining Albuquerque Journal: Sunland Park Mayor Martin Resendiz admitted in court-related proceedings that he was […]

…and so it appears that the rioting in Tottenham may not have been caused by the death of a local gangster who shot at a policeman – saved by the bullet embedding in his radio. Now we’re looking more at a gangster with a fake gun, the police shooting twice […]

And so they did. Is there an apology on the way from Clegg, Mandelson, Blair, Clarke, Heseltine etc? Thought not.

Now it’s not often TheEye mocks the surgeon-afflicted. But it’s Wednesday, so let’s go with it. Good money was paid for this operation, apparently… Bloody hellfire. On a stick. Johnny Vegas, you’ve really let yourself go, man. POOLE council has warned a stadium company about its tourism role after a […]

…no, not today! Instead, 150 years ago today. For this is the 150th anniversary of the first ever forecast by the Met Office. It was published in the Times and is (right) Monday 1st of August 2011 is a very special day for the Met Office. We will be celebrating […]

When Miguel Hanson and his fiancee, Diana Wesley, got married on Saturday (two days ago), a computer program Hanson wrote served as the minister. During the wedding, held in the Houston home of Hanson’s parents, the couple stood before a 30-inch monitor in the backyard. In a robotic voice, the […]

…if you’re in the Forces, that is. Ah, it’s not like the good old days when joining Labour cost you £1million…but at least they gave you a seat in the House of Lords along with your membership card. It’s their new gimmick to attract a group of the population that […]