Cadbury, Britain’s most famous chocolate maker, has decided to warn chocolate lovers that its product contains: milk. The latest Dairy Milk wrappers feature a logo showing a glass and a half of milk being poured into a chocolate chunk, put milk first in a list of ingredients and explains that […]

As the economy descends ever further down the toilet, one has to marvel at the brazen contempt The One Eyed Son Of The Manse has for reality. At PMQ’s and endless speeches, in a nostalgic throwback to the Soviet era we are always reminded that tractor production is up for […]

Not exactly hot-off-the-press but in the first week of November, Melbourne, Australia hosted the 6th Annual Homeless World Cup, bringing homeless people from 56 countries for a 4-a-side street soccer tournament. Afghanistan ultimately prevailed 5-4 over Russia in the men’s final while Zambia won the inaugural women’s final 7-1. Newly […]

So our Prime Mentalist intends to address his grateful nation on New Year’s Day. If TheEye had hair it would be washing it. Or something. Eyebrows maybe. We are to be told by the One Eyed Son Of The Manse that his recession will test “the character” of the British […]

In ridiculous news today, TheEye has been tipped off about plans by architect Tom Stebbings to build a nine-foot wide house. It’ll be three storeys high and will be built on the site of a garage (pictured) in Albert Street, Bury St Edmunds in Suffolk. Somehow there will be two […]

TheEye is slightly nervous as to how furious the reaction of the excellent fellow Eye contributor and also individual blogger St Crispin’s Day may be to the announcement today that the Government has sold off our remaining stake in AWE Aldermaston. Don’t tell him or it could all get horribly […]

A very entertaining part of TheEye’s day is casting its gaze over The Croydonian’s site. The regular updates on DPRK-Watch are always good value for money. As such stories are covered excellently there, the glance is therefore diverted southward to a less entertaining story but still one which ends in […]

Anonymous? TheEye is and needs to remain so. TheEye is known to those to whom it wishes to be known and is unknown to others. Keeping one’s job requires political neutrality and a politically slanted blog would therefore be awkward to say the least. TheEye’s gaze, however, moves across a […]

As a non-corporeal being TheEye cannot have committed a sin. However, as the picture shows, souls have been literally weighed for purity in the past. With a newly-found and certain nervousness about one’s lack of physical being, TheEye is worried that eBay has now banned the selling of one’s soul. […]

TheEye has no sympathy for the politically correct thought-police who now seem to rule our lives. However a small amount of pity can be found for the desk-bound cretin who has to work this tricky one out: what do you do with a “lesbian Asian bus driver” sacked now by […]