Changes to “incorrect” lyrics of Christmas carols

December 17, 2008 at 4:50 pm

TheEye has a profound regard for the beliefs of all, and as it sees all, it will be watching every church (Brixworth Church is randomly pictured) at Christmas. However a certain annoyance has descended on TheEye as a result of fresh news of political correctness attacking age-old traditions for no […]

Dreaming Of A MiGgy Christmas

December 17, 2008 at 4:30 pm

We see today that Russia intends to give 10 MiG-29 fighter jets to Lebanon as a “gift”.No strings attached there, obviously. Mikhail Dmitriyev, the head of Russia’s Federal Military and Technical Cooperation Service, is also quoted as saying Moscow and Beirut are negotiating the sale of armour to Lebanon for […]

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter

December 17, 2008 at 2:14 am

Never shy about reporting on breaking news which is vital to the future of our civilisation, TheEye needs to inform its readers of breaking news from Missouri. A state legislator there wants to rescind a 19th-century law banning the sale of yellow margarine, though it’s been years since any violator […]

Anti-Kidnap Expert Is Kidnapped…More Unbelievable Than Geoffrey Archer

December 16, 2008 at 2:49 pm

There is a project called the Merida Initiative to control the rampant crime in Mexico. It is costing US taxpayers $1.6 billion. TheEye casts a sharp gaze towards US affairs, knowing that when the US coughs, the world, as they say, catches a cold. And so TheEye is not pleased […]

Pots and Kettles (Pt.94)

December 16, 2008 at 2:13 pm

One begins to worry sometimes whether sanity and grass-roots realism will surface in time to peg back the ever-encroaching grip of the EUSSR. Christopher Booker records here the disgraceful behaviour of certain Members of the European Parliament during their visit to Prague Castle recently and their outright rudeness and arrogance […]

Postman Pat And His Black And White Privatisation

December 14, 2008 at 6:13 am

This site is unashamedly right-of-centre. If in power it would enact policies which would make David Cameron cringe. Tax-cuts and freedom. Liberty and justice. Social responsibility. The Union. However politics has been turned on its head over the last few years – for example by a recent Home Secretary often […]

Random Miscellany Featuring Beavers And Other Suspects

December 14, 2008 at 5:41 am

In the never-ending hunt for miscellany, TheEye casts its glower in the direction of the newly-valuable Austrian Times. From here TheEye, who was brought up in the countryside and so is not daft about the fact that wild animals might actually do things without permission, found a most amusing story. […]

First They Came For The Falklands….

December 7, 2008 at 12:13 am

From a newspaper which used to be known as the Daily ToryGraph but now shills on a daily basis for the Labour Party, we obtain some very disturbing news. In 1982 the icebreaker HMS Endurance was withdrawn from around the Falkland Islands. Although not a front line ship its withdrawal […]

Faster Than A Speeding Tax Increase, Able To Leap Tall Campaign Promises In A Single Bound.

December 5, 2008 at 3:33 pm

The image is shamelessly acquired from Free Republic (not on my daily must-read list but I should probably drop by slightly more frequently than I do). The article sparking this post off was John Hawkin’s Before We Carve Barack Obama’s Face on Mt. Rushmore which is well worth a read. […]

The Legacy Of Herod

November 30, 2008 at 9:32 pm

This is probably the most disgusting present you could give to anyone for Christmas, but trust me, as you’ll see from the sources, it’s genuine: an abortion. In the U.S. an organisation called Planned Parenthood, which in past years has promoted a “Choice on Earth” abortion campaign during the Christmas […]