Good news, everyone! The opportunistic little shit Leader of the Opposition Ed Miliband has finally had that NHS-funded (that’s you) nose-job designed to take the edge off his squeaky voice. There was initially an outcry that he was getting cosmetic surgery to make his speeches slightly less painful on the […]

Good drills from the University of Leicester this week who have triumphed with a study published in this weeks Science Daily: Mr Nolan said: “It is common knowledge that broken glass bottles can be used as an effective stabbing weapon and the results of the study have reaffirmed this.” Good […]

TheEye blogged on this cartoon appearing in the Times, but it seems that no good idea goes “unborrowed”. The Irish Daily Mail went with this a day later. There’s nothing new under the sun, it seems… Good spot by Gavan Reilly

From here and how depressingly true. The chorus of demands for Islamic terrorism to be disregarded now or somehow placed on an equal basis with a lone gunman have already reached fever pitch in the gutter appeasement sections of the Guardian (search for your own links to KommentenMachtFrei if you […]

Yesterday the Sunday Times printed a very dark cartoon on its main op-ed pages, drawn by Gerald Scarfe. Channel 4 News technology correspondent Ben Cohen said that ‘mass murder seems more than a little inappropriate for parody‘ and promptly kicked off a fierce online debate about it. TheEye thinks that […]

or, if you prefer as a headline: Observations On Life No.5263 : Eyes ClosedThe EU collect statistics on many things, and one interesting example is a breakdown of terrorist attacks within its borders; completed, uncompleted and foiled efforts. Their summary for 2010 is: Islamist: 3 (1%)Separatist: 160 (64%)Left Wing/Anarchist: 45 (18%)Right […]

In their ongoing struggle to find a mission and a purpose, we have more New World Order authoritarian nonsense from the United Nations…this time it is deploying ground troops to ‘combat’the fictional global warming menace: A special meeting of the United Nations security council is due to consider whether to […]

He’s lost the plot. Jumped the shark…utterly utterly mad. And why isn’t he in jail for the driving stuff yet, anyway?

Considering Boris’ recent track record with losing senior policemen, this job advert might be a bit optimistic when it says the job of Metropolitan Police Commissioner is a five year post. It’d be interesting (ish) to know if the job has graced the SitVac pages of any national newspapers and […]

In great news for the inhabitants of Cook County, Illinois, the Forest Preserve Commissioners voted last week to change laws covering “misconduct” within the region. Now you can legally try your hand at fortune-telling, “acrobatic feats” and juggling there. Splendidly, it is no longer “disorderly conduct” for confidence men to […]