Whilst promising to return with a more serious post, TheEye didn’t think it would be this serious. There are times when the self-imposed ban on becoming a sweary blog is hard to maintain. From the DailyLabourGraph we learn: Council blocks home for maimed marine. Marine Joe Townsend (20) put his […]
There are some newspapers that only bring you the news you really need to read. The Austrian Times is not one of them. We learn the invaluable revelation that Raccoon Bites Off Perverts Penis. Nope, not making this stuff up. A raccoon has bitten off a pervert’s penis as he […]
TheEye declares himself a friend of Her Majesty’s loyal subjects in Northern Ireland – who have repeatedly expressed via the ballot box that the wish of the majority is to stay within the Union. On this point, there is an excellent article over on ConservativeHome by Tony Sharp arguing against […]
This story is featured on several blogs, including TheEye’s regular reads of The Lone Voice and Old Holborn. Both give the hat-tip to Raedwald. The EU has decided that we are all criminals now and these “crimes” will put British subjects on an EU subversives list. This EU Council decision […]
TheEye refused to blog on the love-fest that the MSM and especially the BBC had with the anointing of the Obamessiah. It’s still possible not to break that pledge by just reporting that the inauguration of The One was watched by 37.8 million Americans. The Reagan inauguration in 1981 was […]
TheEye advised visitors that blogging would be erratic or incoherent this weekend as St. Crispin and myself were going to be sharing a beerage with a wide variety of the denizens of Gibraltar. This has turned out to be accurate. Just after lunchtime was the hour of TheEye’s awakening. Therefore […]
It would amaze TheEye if the Auburn Plainsman newspaper from Alabama wasn’t on everyone’s daily read list, so you won’t have missed their Nov12-18 Crime Report via the Auburn Department of Public Safety. Compare and contrast all of the reports: Nov. 12, Hudson Terrace – Burglary reported. One pair of […]
It’s taken a while, but finally the ultimate headline…”Dog Bites Man”. The increasingly pointless Daily LabourGraph, which TheEye purchases now purely for the crossword, announces on a Jug-Eared-Bloke-Is-Now-Leader-Of-Free-World and Rockets-Fired-At-Israel-Shocker day that “Chirac Bitten By Pet Dog“. Apparently he was “violently bitten” by his white Maltese dog ‘Sumo’, which is […]
It’s truly unbelievable. Why isn’t every news channel leading with the most important story of the month? Nay, the year! Decade! The man who invented the doner kebab has died. Mahmut Aygun, was suffering from cancer and died in Berlin at the age of 87. Known as the “kebab king” […]
Via The Lone Voice and originally from The Mail we learn that coastguards must now fill out a health and safety questionnaire before going out to save lives. Called a ‘Vehicle Pre-Journey Risk Assessment’, this marvellous way of getting people unnecessarily dead requires a “reason for journey” and an assessment […]
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