We Told You So (Euro Edition)

August 6, 2011 at 5:51 pm

And so they did. Is there an apology on the way from Clegg, Mandelson, Blair, Clarke, Heseltine etc? Thought not.

No Good Deed Goes Unpunished

June 13, 2011 at 11:06 pm

TheEye has done a few of those charity events where you effectively ‘buy’ your ticket on a walk or expedition with a certain amount of pledged fundraising. In fact a friend is walking the Atlas Mountains later this year on a similar scheme. Mad, mad fool. The downside to not […]

The UK Is In Deep Trouble

February 27, 2011 at 6:48 pm

For those of you who have been hiding in the jungle for the past umpteen years and have popped their head up over the long grass, to see if the war is over ….the UK is in DEEP trouble. The population of this country is approximately 60 million of which […]

Tagging Alcohol – It’s For Our Own Good

December 28, 2010 at 9:36 pm

Hideous Big Brother nonsense from the problem areas of* Dundee where alcohol is now being tracked in case you dare to do something the State doesn’t approve of with your own property. Under the scheme, bottles would bear a printed barcode enabling authorities to track whether legally bought alcohol has been […]

Airport Security

November 16, 2010 at 8:36 am

The world really has gone mad. New rules have been introduced in the US to make full-body scanning compulsory – with an opt out to get a full groping instead. Okay, this picture is three years old but in light of the extra rules on searching travellers it’s worth another […]

“Contempt Towards A Public Servant”

October 30, 2010 at 3:40 am

Under the revised and more powerful terms of the European Arrest Warrant that the UK has just signed up to (thanks a lot, David ‘No More EU Powers’ Cameron) we can all be extradited to other EU countries for things which are crimes over there but not in the UK. […]

Zombie Danger Chart

September 16, 2010 at 8:10 pm

Having found a horror movie site via the comments on the previous thread and knowing that the grim terrible flesh-eating abomination that is the Labour Party Leadership Question Time broadcast is only an hour and a half away…the common denominator…zombies…need an outing here. Haven’t blogged on them since Zombie Awareness […]

Paintings Of Pigs Scare The Dutch

July 25, 2010 at 4:01 pm

Straight from the We’re All Doomed Department: “Three paintings depicting pigs have been pre-emptively removed from a hospital in Leerdam because they might offend Muslims. One patient, not actually himself a Muslim, made a complaint about the paintings because he wanted to avoid Muslims having confrontations with the pigs. The […]

Right-Wingery Caused By Air Conditioning

July 6, 2010 at 7:08 pm

No, really. If you are right of centre it’s the fault of a result of having air conditioning. Refrigerated cooling has been a major boon to the Republican Party. The advent of A.C. helped launch the massive Southern and Western population growth that’s transformed our electoral map in the last […]

iPhones

June 30, 2010 at 7:56 am

If one more person within brick-throwing range of TheEye gets an iPhone there may be trouble. And if you really must have one, disable the email footer which says “sent from my iPhone“. It makes you look like a poser tool. To the regular commenter who sends in such emails….you […]