TheEye wishes he’d been in the police control room on the day of this operation… A London police force is being sued over claims that it used two undercover dwarfs to carry out an anti-terror search. A Russian doctor is claiming £55,000 saying City of London Police officers also sexually […]

To be filed under Things You May Not Have Known: there is a Corduroy Appreciation Club. Founded by a man named Miles Rohan for the purpose of (obviously) appreciating corduroy, The Corduroy Appreciation Club finds itself approaching a very important date, as they write on their website, “The Most Important […]

Somebody has got their crayons out and defaced the wiki page of the UK Home Secretary. It’ll be gone in a few minutes…but a bit of a laugh anyway. She became a national laughing stock when, at the Conservative Party conference, she said “I’m not making this up” and then promptly […]

TheEye is back in the office, the sun is in the sky and inevitably a man’s thoughts turn to…the legality of skydiving sex. Indeed. Local police in Taft, California. were called to a local high school last week after a video started doing the rounds, so to speak, on campus. […]

With apologies, but this has got to be a contender for Weirdness of the Month: Four men from Bergholz, Ohio, were arrested this week suspected of an Amish beard-cutting attack. Authorities say a rival Amish group held their victims down against their will and gave them unwanted cuts to their […]

First, kill a bear. A fortnight ago, Clyde Gardner was sentenced to 5 to 15 years in prison for plotting to kill his ex-girlfriend after a friend he asked to do the job ratted him out to the police instead. The plan involved faking a car accident. So far, so […]

Brilliant journalism in yesterday’s Super Soaraway Sun. For a paper specialising in celebrity gossip you’d think that Not-A-Footballer Tries It On is really feeble. And who is Tom Cleverley anyway? Hat-tip: Matthew Moore

At last, someone prepared to speak out about the EU meltdown and the Eurozone crisis. A brave soul, a voice in the wilderness, a visionary, a prophet…for it is he…“I believe that Europe overall, as a unit, is going towards a massive crisis, which nobody really expects now. I am […]

Do you have an iPad? Maybe a bag for your iPad? Meh The ultimate accessory has to be this $500 iPad case from The Bernie Madoff Collection…things made out of Bernie Madoff’s old clothes. The one in the picture is made of cashmere. Nice. Each of his sweaters and pairs […]

You wonder how his brief kept a straight face: A man accused of relieving himself on a station platform has denied he acted illegally because he was ‘urinating in self-defence’. Michael Jones, 50, allegedly attacked a police officer who tried to tell him off at Waterloo railway station, south London, […]