Vegetarianism Not So Good

February 13, 2010 at 10:10 am

It seems like vegetarians and other LibDem sandal-wearing hipy types may have some explaining to do: Adopting a vegetarian diet based around meat substitutes such as tofu can cause more damage to the environment, according to a new study. The study concluded: “A switch from beef and milk to highly […]

Palestinian Wife Beating Is Caused By Israel

January 28, 2010 at 5:38 am

Generations of terrorism and willful uselessness have deeply endeared Palestinians to the Left, and if they beat their wives, it can only be because the Israelis made them do it….as documented in medical journal The Lancet. Chesler Chronicles reports on a newly published article entitled “Association Between Exposure to Political Violence […]

< Insert A Tenuous Beaver Joke Here >

January 15, 2010 at 4:14 pm

In news designed purely to get traditionalists outraged and teenaged children giggling, we read that: “CANADA’S second-oldest magazine, The Beaver, is changing its name after 90 years because the title is too often censored by online porn filters, preventing it from reaching new online readers. The Winnipeg-based magazine was launched […]

Make Your Mind Up

January 10, 2010 at 1:08 am

Hat-tip: BBC link from Dizzy

Now Personal Hygiene Is Evil

December 10, 2009 at 8:09 pm

The beauty of the global warming hoax is that it allows socialists to wallow in their trademark neurotic guilt, baseless sanctimony, and hostility to civilization while imposing all elements of their agenda – including deliberately excessive taxation, suppression of the private sector, totalitarian power for Big Government, degradation of our standard of […]

African Leaders To Advise Bono On Reform Of U2

December 1, 2009 at 10:01 am

An expert commission of African leaders today announced their plan for comprehensive reform of music band U2. Saying that U2’s rock had lost touch with its African roots, the commission called for urgent measures to halt U2’s slide towards impending crisis. “Our youth today are imperiled by low quality music,” […]

Man Marries Virtual 2D Girlfriend

November 22, 2009 at 7:20 pm

From the Say It Ain’t So Department comes news of a man who calls himself SAL9000 marrying his virtual girlfriend from a video game called Love Plus this weekend.   Boing Boing reports that the man fell in love with one of the virtual girls named Nene Anegasaki and decided to […]

Red Faces For German Intelligence Service

November 17, 2009 at 1:42 am

From the What Did You Expect Department and in an embarrassing situation for Germany’s domestic intelligence agency, one of its paid informants in the neo-Nazi scene went on trial Monday for running a radio station that called for the nuclear destruction of Israel, daily Tagesspiegel reports. ADVERTISING The 31-year-old woman, […]

PhotoShop Disaster O’The Day

November 13, 2009 at 1:37 pm

Under heavy security, German Defence Minister Baron Karl-Theodor zu Guttenberg made a surprise visit to Afghanistan on Thursday to meet with international military commanders and Afghan officials. ADVERTISING In his first visit to the war-torn country since taking the helm at the Defence Ministry, Guttenberg was to hold talks with […]

Electric Police Cars

November 5, 2009 at 6:37 pm

Cops based near Oxford in the UK have revealed that they are unable to to use flashing blue lights on their new electric car – in case it drains too much power from the battery. The Thames Valley police force is testing out the £20,000 Mitsubishi iMiev in an effort […]