Despite not existing as a corporeal being, TheEye is delighted to note the election of Kseniya Sukhinova (20) as the new Miss World. Kseniya (if we may be so familiar) from north-west Russia (TheEye has her telephone number but isn’t telling*), beat Miss India and Miss Trinidad and Tobago into […]

The Eye likes to cast its gaze over trivia as much as the burning issues of the day, hence this bit of fun. The always indispensable Croydonian often publishes polls which genuinely defy belief and he has continued this fine pattern with a survey of our Gallic neighbours “Is the […]

Roger Helmer MEP has just published a DVD entitled “Straight Talking on Climate Change”. It’s available free of charge from his UK office at Boswell House, 9 Prospect Court, Courteenhall Road, Blisworth, Northamptonshire, NN7 3DG. Or e-mail pressoffice@eastmidsmeps.co.uk. Alternatively the link is here. For full disclosure, The Eye has no […]

Talk about historical revisionism. Last month the French were claiming that we didn’t play fair at Agincourt and now a group of lecturers at third-rate ex-Poly Portsmouth Uni are claiming that the pride of Henry VIII’s fleet, Mary Rose, was actually sunk by a cannonball fired from a much smaller […]

…or Christmas Gift Ideas (Suggestion 94) This blog is intended for political thoughts, some military matters and also general idiocy. This certainly comes under the final category. Whoever thought of this bit of kit needs his head examined, as this single slot toaster for no apparent reason creates a perfect […]

The English is simple enough to lorry drivers – but the Welsh reads “I am not in the office at the moment. Please send any work to be translated.” An idiot emailed for a Welsh translation of the road sign and got an Out Of Office bounce. That went up […]

The onward march of EUropean socialism continues apace as Morocco is fooled into thinking that “advanced status” of the EU is a good idea…in readiness for a gradual absorbtion. The Moroccan Foreign Minister, Taïeb Fassi Fihri, welcomed the “advanced status” and stressed that Rabat would henceforth benefit from “all” the […]

This 6ft high by 30ft long wall in Jubilee Park, Wadebridge, Cornwall, cost £3,000 was installed so that deliquents and drop-outs could vandalise it and practice their graffiti without committing criminal acts on local buildings. A better way to harness their efforts must be possible, I’m sure. Maybe we could […]