Robot Bartender

August 26, 2010 at 3:46 pm

Guy goes into a bar, there’s a robot bartender.The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini.”The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?”The guy says, “168.”The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology. The […]

The Ant And The Grasshopper

August 25, 2010 at 4:00 am

The old parable of The Ant and the Grasshopper has been updated for the Age of Obama: The ant works hard in the withering heat and the rain all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and […]

Perks Of The Job

August 16, 2010 at 11:34 pm

One of these women has just made Maxim’s 100 Hottest Women list. Which one do you think it is? CLUE: her husband’s Nobel Peace Prize was equally undeserved…. Okay, MO is Photoshopped in, but her image hasn’t been altered. The other women are (red dress) Letizia Ortiz, Princess of Asturias […]

Let Them Eat Gulf Shrimp

August 11, 2010 at 7:00 am

Michelle Obama gets the Taiwan anime treatment. You don’t have to speak the lingo to understand exactly what’s going on here, although they’re really missing a trick not putting it into English.

Dinner With The President

August 4, 2010 at 9:00 am

On the invitation it says “dinner with President Obama” and the tickets have cost you (or, more likely, someone else) $30,000 each. Except when it comes down to it, you eat in one room, but he eats alone in a different room. You wouldn’t be impressed. Fun from the New York Post: […]

Obama’s Facebook Page

July 24, 2010 at 6:52 pm

As exclusively revealed by TheChive. Shirley Sherrod loves her family, her life, and her job. God bless America! Andrew Breitbart EXCLUSIVE: “Shirley Sherrod: ‘Whities don’t work. … These guys should die.’ “ Tom Vilsack posted a note on Shirley Sherrod’s Wall: “You’re fired.” NAACP posted a note: “Unedited Shirley Sherrod Transcript.” “OMG, husband STILL doesn’t get that tighty-whities […]

How A Stimulus Really Works

July 22, 2010 at 8:07 pm

So, how’s that Hopey Changey working out for y’all? Pretty well if this graph of US employment rates is anything to go by… Hat-tip Peoples Cube and cross-posted at A Tangled Web

Hey There (Obama Redux)

July 20, 2010 at 2:23 am

Some gentle Monday night music to drink the Kool-Aid to… Meanwhile, in real-voter-world….

US: The Scariest Job Chart Ever

July 6, 2010 at 4:35 pm

The chart, put together by Calculated Risk, and dubbed by BusinessInsider as “The Scariest Job Chart Ever” continues to be, well, scary. It shows that in the United States there is no v-shaped ascent as with other jobs recoveries. The dotted line excludes hirings for the US Census and is […]

Obscure Battles Of Our Time: Obama vs Lady Gaga

June 26, 2010 at 9:27 am

It’s the ultimate in “news that you don’t give a toss about but need to know in case it comes up at next weeks pub quiz“. If it does, you’ll thank me. Lady Gaga is now positioned to be the next big challenger to President Obama. It’s not exactly a […]