Found via Dizzy, Quake, one of the best first person shooters ever has been re-made online as “Gordon’s Revenge”. Run around as Gordon Brown killing the evil David Cameron, William Hague and a Nick Griffin dog draped in the Union Flag. Amusingly done. If it’s been the other way around […]

Apologies for the slight radio silence but am working on a very interesting project. When the coding magic dries up, though, inspiration is bing sought here. Enjoy! (but turn the music off before it drives you completely Prime Mentalist)

Let’s see how far it gets, shall we? UPDATE: Damn….. Impossible to understand? Eh? Some minor tinkering later and….   UPDATE: Miserable bastards. Updating the explantion for those of little brain obviously didn’t help:

….the hour is late, and things are getting desperate. It doesn’t look like Jennifer Aniston is turning up this year either, even though the table was booked for 8pm as it has been in the same restaurant every 14th February for a decade. Maybe my note was lost in the […]

In news which wil raise the eyebrows of anyone with a warped sense of humour and sniggers at the back from the legions of men who knew her in those now infamous party years, Sally Bercow has launched a Twitter poll to name her pussy. TheEye would suggest Echo….shouted repeatedly […]

From the excellent Daily Mash, hitting the nail on the head as usual: TREES will not uproot themselves and embark on blood-soaked killing sprees by 2035, global warming experts have admitted. The International Panel on Climate Change confirmed the evidence had not been peer-reviewed and will now amend the section […]

Rather like Carlsberg, TheEye doesn’t do game reviews, but if we did they’d read like ones from The Banterist. If only. Grateful thanks to reader Daniel for the link. The much-anticipated sequel to Peacekeepers: Prompt Deployment expands the franchise from bureaucratic decision-making to all-out observation with binoculars. PROS: Realistic, indecisive AI […]

As is usual with major events, TheEye is loathe to comment further on such news as it tends to be done extremely well elsewhere and there is no point in either amplifying the take of others or deliberately adopting a contrarian viewpoint. The only exception would be the article by […]

It’s hard to think of many things which the Labour Party have done to brighten our lives, but the Freedom of Information Act was one of the few. The law of unintended consequences inevitably kicked in when the Act was passed and it was used to expose socialist wrongdoing at […]