Of Giraffes, Chimpanzees And Andrew Rosindell MP

August 4, 2009 at 12:18 pm

TheEye thought that a skim through the last pile of fetid, pointless, expensive and time-wasting Early Day Motions put down before Parliament before their summer hols might be a bit of fun. Andrew Rosindell MP sneaks in with the very last two before the recess, and in a time of […]

Malmö Couples Hook Up For Make-Out Fest

July 26, 2009 at 11:30 am

This blog likes to provide examples of oddness, and this story is truly that. However sometimes these stories are tricky to find pictures to illustrate, so this time we can only get away with a suggestively-shaped building. From The Local, Sweden’s English daily newspaper… “Malmö’s Möllevången district was the scene […]

President and First Lady Arrested

July 4, 2009 at 4:44 pm

WASHINGTON – In a stunning development, President Barack Obama and his wife were arrested yesterday on charges of child abuse and human cruelty, after it was revealed they had fed their own children, visiting dignitaries, local school children, and a women’s homeless shelter “organic” vegetables from the First Lady’s garden […]

Australia The Brave

June 28, 2009 at 7:29 am

Wouldn’t you just love to have thought of this one? I laughed out loud when I saw it and I hope it does the same for you . . . Tip of the hat to Shibby via Henry

Great Job Titles Of Our Time

June 13, 2009 at 6:02 pm

News from North Korea: South Korea’s mass-circulation JoongAng Ilbo newspaper tells us yesterday: “The youngest son of North Korea’s authoritarian leader has been given the title of “Brilliant Comrade,” ….. a sign the communist regime is preparing to name him as successor to the ailing Kim Jong Il. And you […]

“Who Do You Think You Are Kiddin’ Mr Griffin?”

June 8, 2009 at 2:23 pm

To the tune, obviously, of Days Army. This surfaced at the always entertaining Croydonian who found it here.Whatever your views on the results of the European elections this dodgy Photoshop effort has got to raise a smile from all fans of Captain Mainwaring.

What To Buy The Man Who Curses Everything

June 7, 2009 at 7:11 pm

It’s MEP election night and things aren’t looking good for some…better for others. Early scans show that Labour will be FIFTH in the SW and Gibraltar region – even behind the Cornish Nationalists. In other news, Nick Griffin looks like he has polled enough to become an MEP for the […]

Gordoom Appears As A Crop Circle

June 3, 2009 at 10:38 am

Just on the day when Hazel Blears sticks another knife in the back of the One Eyed Snot Gobbler it seems that he won’t go quietly. Gordoom has just surfaced as a crop circle in the form of a spineless jellyfish. The owners of the land in Oxfordshire have urged […]

And Who Lies That We Are Cutting Our Military Capability?

May 28, 2009 at 8:39 pm

Admire the USS Reagan next to the USS Arizona memorial. Superb. When the Bridge pipes ‘Man the Rail’ there is a lot of rail to man on this monster: shoulder to shoulder, around 45 acres. Her displacement is about 100,000 tons with full complement. Capability: Top speed exceeds 30 knots, […]

Ah Well, Didn’t Like It Anyway.

May 25, 2009 at 3:57 pm

From the ever-odd Croatian Times we learn that: “Former Yugoslav communist leader Tito’s once-luxurious yacht Galeb is set to get a new lease of life. The yacht, for years abandoned at the Viktor Lenac shipyard on Croatia’s northern Adriatic coast, was bought by the city of Rijeka last Friday. The […]