It’s hardly going to come as a shock for us all when Gordoom tries to hang on to the very last chance possible of his unelected Prime Mentalist day-job.

Well there is light at the end of the tunnel….today is exactly one year away from that day. The 6th May 2010 hold the Euro and Local Elections so it seems very logical that this is the day to push the self-destruct button.

One more year of hoping that something will just turn up to save him. One more year of pushing imaginary battalions around on a map in the bunker. One more year of royally screwing the country sideways to poison the well for the incoming Tories.

And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?

Not just yet, sunshine, but it’s all over bar the shouting. Afterwards we will all be shouting:

Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!’
He chortled in his joy.

With apologies to Lewis Carroll