Donald Rumsfeld Is A Lizard

March 7, 2011 at 8:20 pm

Donald Rumsfeld is currently doing the rounds on the US media circuit plugging his autobiography “Known and Unknown“. Last week one such appearance was on the Opie And Anthony Show, where comedian Louis CK happened to be a guest. “Louis”, going completely off-base, repeatedly asks the former US Defence Secretary […]

“Gaddafi Is Jewish and I’m His Cousin”

March 7, 2011 at 7:33 pm

Now it’s just getting bloody stupid. There have been rumors in the past about Libyan leader Moammar Qaddafi’s Jewish roots, and now it seems to be confirmed. Israel National News TV met with Gita Boaron, who claims that the Libyan dictator is indeed Jewish and that she is a distant […]

Libya – Latest stupidity

March 6, 2011 at 10:18 pm

We have heard the politicians defending how they’ve gone about the extraction (NEO) of British & other nationals from Libya. Fox was quizzed on Radio 4’s today program about whether it would have been a good thing to have still had HMS Ark Royal & some harriers available to park […]

No Drugs Allowed

March 5, 2011 at 5:25 pm

Pure genius from Denmark: Denmark’s first private injection room for heroin users is set to open next week in the Vesterbro district. The police are not opposed to the room opening; however, they said they will shut the room down if they find people using drugs there. Brilliant.

Of Cameron And Porn

March 4, 2011 at 8:34 am

There’s an article in the Daily Telegraph today which deserves fisking for its pure wrongheadedness: David Cameron should admit to watching porn, says Jacqui Smith The former home secretary, Jacqui Smith, has called on David Cameron to admit that he has watched pornography, in an attempt to start an “honest […]

View From My Window (Libya Edition)

March 4, 2011 at 4:02 am

Haven’t seen much in the UK press about the buildup of British forces in the seas around Libya…except for HMS Cumberland and the obvious jibes about her imminent scrapping. However locally there are signs of more activity than that. Yesterday and for the third time within the space of a […]

Question Time LiveBlog 3rd March 2011

March 3, 2011 at 8:55 pm

Question Time tonight, on the day of the Barnsley by-election, comes from Derby. On the panel we have Work and Pensions Secretary Iain Duncan Smith MP. Fresh from her recent victory over Cathy Ashton in the regional heats of International Face Like A Horse, there is the local Labour MP and […]

Man Not Trapped Under Sofa

March 3, 2011 at 10:40 am

Amazing stuff from the never-to-be-missed East Anglian Daily Times where we learn of exciting news from Beccles in Suffolk. It’s got to be the best three line news item in the history of history. Beccles: Firefighters called to report of person trapped under sofa A confused resident called out fire […]

Change The Record

March 3, 2011 at 1:45 am

Ohferchrissakes, this is the election literature for today’s Barnsley by-election. Sent out, remember, by the party which complains when anyone says that the current economic mess might just have had a tiny bit to do with one G Brown. Move on, they whinge. Margaret Thatcher. Remember her? Not necessarily. Many […]

Taxing Witches

March 3, 2011 at 1:01 am

Romanian MPs have almost bested Labour in the eternal government effort trying to screw money from obscure parts of society. From the ever peculiar Austrian Times we learn that Romanian MPs have backed off on an attempt to make witches pay tax….after they threatened to curse anyone who supported the […]