Minneapolis Pay $165,000 To Zombies

August 24, 2010 at 12:25 am

A cracking article from the Minneapolis Star has been sent in by Amusing Bunni. Her site is an unmissable mix of US politics and kittehs if you haven’t been there before! The Minneapolis city attorney’s office has decided to pay seven zombies and their attorney $165,000. The payout, approved by […]

Wanted: Lap Dancing Researcher

November 28, 2009 at 4:45 am

At first glance this has got to be every red-blooded males dream job. The advertised position, at the Leeds University School of Sociology and Social Policy, is for: “Research Officer – The rise and regulation of lap dancing and the place of sexual labour and consumption in the night time […]

RMS Titanic Memorial Cruise

September 12, 2009 at 6:55 pm

Now this has to be possibly one of the most inventive and outrageously tasteless events of all time. You can recreate the voyage of the RMS Titanic (iceberg not included). Bookings are available for 1,309 passengers – the same number that sailed on Titanic’s maiden voyage – and Balmoral will follow the […]

What Is Art?

August 31, 2009 at 5:23 pm

Everyone has a different view on what constitutes “art”. That’s a bit of luck, as the alternative would be a world entirely decorated in Athena student digs posters of the tennis player scratching her backside, or a planet engulfed in Prince of Wales style watercolours. The one thing uniting us […]

Snakes Alive!

August 29, 2009 at 11:38 am

Courtesy of KVOA News we have the odd story of siamese rattlesnakes being seperated by a doctor in a 45 minute operation. Found on a building site in Tucson, Arizona, they are described as being “an anomaly rarely seen in the wild” which is news-speak for saying they die very […]

Not Just Fake Smiles

August 26, 2009 at 5:44 pm

If you are in Hungary on October 9th and find yourself with time on your hands, why not pop along to the inaugural Miss Plastic Hungary?A panel of doctors have been called in as the judges for a beauty contest with a difference where all the entrants have to have […]

Cabinet Of The Living Dead

August 19, 2009 at 1:55 pm

Next year sees the General Election, and a rout of ZaNuLabour MPs. Released on to the streets with nobody to tax, there is a very real threat that the ex-Treasury ministers might take their quest for a pound of your flesh too literally. Yes, hundreds of backbench zombies will be […]

Non Posso Parlare L’Italiano

August 18, 2009 at 11:14 pm

Remembering by how badly the news went down that Hazel Blears had been given Spanish lessons at the taxpayers’ expense, Kevin Brennan, the Innovation and Skills minister, refused on 17th June to name the minister whose attempts to learn Italian have so far cost the taxpayer £1,343 . “Identifying ministers […]

Feeble Excuse For A Bikini Photo Post

August 3, 2009 at 9:11 am

Things to do when you are bored Number #1,924: Break the world record for the number of ladies wearing bikinis in a single photograph.By a spooky coincidence, 1,924 is exactly the number you’d need. So imagine how annoyed you’d be if you set up an attempt at the record but […]

Happy National Sleepy Head Day (In Finland)

July 27, 2009 at 12:30 am

To all of our Finnish readers, All Seeing Eye bids one and all a happy National Sleepy Head Day (Finnish: unikeonpäivä) For those who don’t know, it is celebrated on July 27 every year. Traditionally on this day, the last person in the house (also dubbed as the ‘laziest’) to […]