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Nipple Electrocution Hurts

September 7, 2010 at 9:00 pm

This sounds like a paragraph from the early part of Heinlein’s The Day of the Jackpot; where goofy real newspaper reports turn out to be stranger than anything you could make up: An American student whose heart stopped after he deliberately electrocuted himself in a science class is suing his […]

The EU’s State Of The Union Debate

September 7, 2010 at 5:27 pm

At a debate made compulsory to attend under threat of fines (three spot checks to ensure that MEPs were listening keenly all the way through Barroso’s nonsense), Nigel Farage as usual made the only contribution worth listening to. We want a referendum. In or out. It’s our democratic right. Hat-tip […]

Third Of Indians Utterly Corrupt

September 7, 2010 at 5:00 pm

In these days of pussyfooting around the obvious; when even suggesting that the Pakistan cricket team are a bunch of cheating scumbags who should be banned forever from world cricket is apparently racist, it’s refreshing to be allowed to be candid once in a while. A third of Indians are […]

Zimbabwe, Cuba And Scotland

September 7, 2010 at 4:29 pm

Thoroughly enjoyed this bit of in-your-face high handed buggeroffishness: An ex banker to the Queen has urged a public enquiry to close part of Chaucer’s Pilgrims Way that runs over his estate by telling inspectors they should remember they are not in Zimbabwe, Cuba or Scotland. Timothy Steel who is the […]

Early Christmas Present Ideas: Islamikawaii Dolls

September 7, 2010 at 1:07 am

So what is this year’s trendy Guardian reader going to be buying the nephews for Christmas? Not toys with guns of course, because they foster masculinity and an attitude of self-reliance. No. How about Islamikawaii dolls? Note the rainbow of skin tones, and the absence of sharp edges and points. […]

The Cricket: England v Pakistan

September 5, 2010 at 4:55 pm

Sounds of the England v Pakistan game are wafting through the window of the casa next door. This is the first time in no-idea-how-long that TheEye hasn’t bothered watching an international fixture; regardless of format. But this time why bother? Pakistan is playing, and there are rumours that the series […]

ETA In “Ceasefire” Stunt, BBC Roll Over

September 5, 2010 at 4:25 pm

As Biased-BBC notes, if any terrorist group in the world wants an image makeover, Step One is to have the BBC on speed-dial. Typically, of course, their status seems to be ambiguous on our impartial State Broadcaster. From Wikipedia: The group is proscribed as a terrorist organization by the Spanish and French authorities, […]

The Islamisation Of Paris

September 5, 2010 at 9:00 am

From CBN News, a frightening report of what’s happening now on the streets of Paris. You’d think that with the current controversy over the Ground Zero Victory Mosque it wouldn’t be helpful to hear a suggestion that: Islamabad, Sep 2 (PTI) A Pakistani minister wants US President Barack Obama to offer […]

Oh Come All Ye Faithful

September 5, 2010 at 3:00 am

In November 2008, the Stockholm County Court overruled a decision by Sweden’s Legal, Financial and Administrative Services Agency (Kammarkollegiet) and actually allowed the registration of the Madonna of Orgasm church as an official religion. However it wasn’t to be. Yesterday the final polka in this dance of mind-numbing stupidity happened, and it didn’t […]

Blinky and Stammering Balls

September 4, 2010 at 5:00 am

TheEye’s social calendar is incredibly full. It’s Sat 4th which means it must be [flicks through diary] the London Open Day of… The British Stammering Association would like to welcome all its members and their family and friends, and anyone affected by stammering (no need to be a member) to […]