TheEye is delighted to report that the GOT is almost where he needs to be with his own blog. Where he happily isn’t though is the snappily titled Haizhu Bridge in Guangzhou, southern China. It’s become rather a hotspot for local suicide attempts (luckily the GOT decided that his blog […]
So, here’s a joke while I sort it out . . . A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the PearlyGates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind himHe asked, ‘What are all those clocks?’ St. Peter answered, ‘Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth […]
Another post about the BBC today and a promise that this will/may be the last! Or not… Spotted over at Dizzy but he in turn links back to here.
Apparently, today is National Rogue Trader Day. Much as TheEye thought that his meant that one needed to be hugged (a trip around the parish only located some hoodies) or that there was a 10% cut to be had for helping one out in a blag a more ironic result […]
Entertainingly over 50 “presenters” and “hosts” are paid more than Gordoom. Although to be fair this number would increase if the One Eyed Son Of The Manse received his justified salary of an abrupt dark-alleyway payoff only involving one of those silenced Humane Destroyers that they use on horses. And […]
Now one has to be very wary of behind-the-scenes unknown pressure on this one but TheEye will report it as it appears and will endure the incoming flack when it turns out that under-the-counter negotiations have certainly been happening for weeks anyway. There is a rumour that the Ukraine may […]
Okay, guilty as charged. David Vance is apparently not exactly like the bloke in that photograph. In fact a current photograph of our latest co-conspirator would indicate a lack of hair which may be more in the direction of the little-above-the-eyebrows scenario. Now please encouraged to Google for David Vance […]
So where will you be on the 6-7th of June? TheEye will be in Normandy where 65 years ago to the day his uncle waded ashore on D-Day. Unlike the chaps whom George had only known for a short while (but it felt like a lifetime) he managed to make […]
TheEye is starting to get nervous as he wonders if David Vance has one of those twitchy nerves in his left eyebrow which goes ballistic when he knows that things have just gone too far. There’s always a limit, and when politicians or taxpayer-funded broadcasters overstep that mark then twitchy-eyebrow […]
Regular readers of Biased BBC and this blog will know well that TheEye is one of David Vance’s co-conspirators on the Question Time liveblog. It usually involves huge quantities of red wine and, as the evening progresses, less and less sense. That being from our co-conspirators by the way. The […]
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