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US Navy SEALs On Trial For Upsetting Terrorist

November 25, 2009 at 5:59 pm

Three Navy SEALs are charged with assault for allegedly fattening the lip of a wanted terrorist. Ahmed Hashim Abed is wanted by the United States for being the “mastermind of the murder and mutilation of four Blackwater USA security guards in Fallujah in 2004.”When he found himself in United States […]

Obama Awarded Black Belt To Go With Peace Prize

November 23, 2009 at 6:44 pm

Wouldn’t it be nice to be awarded all sorts of honours – Editor of the Harvard Law Review, President of the United States, Nobel Peace Prize laureate – without ever accomplishing anything? In the latest memo from the No I’m Not Kidding Department: Chairman Zero was awarded a black belt in tae […]

Rough Justice

November 22, 2009 at 10:39 pm

This blog has commented previously on the upcoming trial of alleged mass murderer John Demjanjuk – due to start on November 30 in Munich. It is right to ask about the likelihood of an unfair process considering someone else has also been identified as the notorious SS guard “Ivan The […]

Gordon Brown Is…

November 22, 2009 at 8:29 pm

Just as an experiment with the predictive results drop-down this evening and all entertainingly as it should be…except for “my shepherd‘? Eh? What gives? Results from Google Wales, possibly.

Man Marries Virtual 2D Girlfriend

November 22, 2009 at 7:20 pm

From the Say It Ain’t So Department comes news of a man who calls himself SAL9000 marrying his virtual girlfriend from a video game called Love Plus this weekend.   Boing Boing reports that the man fell in love with one of the virtual girls named Nene Anegasaki and decided to […]

Cold Blooded Smuggling

November 21, 2009 at 11:55 am

Just a quicky, that caught my eye and amused me, which would sit rather nicely under one of TheEye’s “it could only happen in Amercia” type headings . . . . It’s been reported, in the LA Times, that a would-be reptile smuggler was apprehended at LAX with more than a […]

Shots Fired Off Gibraltar By RN, Spanish Miffed

November 20, 2009 at 8:08 pm

+++ BREAKING NEWS +++ Well okay, not so much, because it happened four days ago but Breaking because the MoD have only ‘fessed up to the public in a press release late this afternoon. From the BBC with light fisking: The UK has apologised to Spain after the Royal Navy used a buoy […]

Bin Laden Bites!

November 20, 2009 at 1:17 am

Oddness from across the Pond. US troops wanting chocolate in Afghanistan could soon be eating dairy-free treats bearing the image of Osama bin Laden. A chocolatier and longtime People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals supporter is making the special vegan chocolates for the troops after reading about how difficult it […]

Meet Our New Overlords

November 19, 2009 at 9:21 pm

So this is our future, folks. Every spare second of BBC propaganda news for the next forever will be dominated by the senile mutterings of this bald tax-obsessed bloodsucking alien and his demented side-kick who has morphed her face to take (roughly) human form based on a smudged picture of Cherie Blair. As yet, she hasn’t worked out […]

When Integration Fails

November 19, 2009 at 8:14 pm

From the Surely It’ll Never Happen Over Here Department comes news that all is not well in the state of Germany. Not only are its immigrants not integrating, but they are actively refusing to do so and are complaining that Germans aren’t laying out the red carpet enough. From The […]