A Victim Of Global Warming

September 28, 2009 at 6:24 pm

Channel 4 ‘Dispatches’ this evening will be bringing us a heartwarming tale of Care In The Community. This old gentleman used to spend hours on end sleeping through his day in a purpose-built nursing home in the heart of W1 with only the company of other geriatrics peacefully snoring on […]

AGW – And The Beat Goes On

September 23, 2009 at 5:21 pm

The New York Post says EVERYBODY PANIC! It’s official. It’s getting hot down here. And if we don’t stop burning oil and coal, the Big Apple will be cooked.According to a high tech study commissioned by a concerned Mayor Bloomberg and generously funded by the Rockefeller Foundation, climate change caused […]

Climate Change: Scientists Finally Called In

September 22, 2009 at 9:00 am

From the You’re Pulling My Chain Department, news reaches us that a group of scientists far more qualified than the pseudo-experts, fakers and profiteers currently assembling in Copenhagen have been called in to save the Great Climate Change Hoax from itself. “Long vilified as sorcerers, Kenya’s Nganyi rainmakers — with […]

“Never Felt More Like Singin’ The Blues”

September 16, 2009 at 6:05 pm

Never mind the financial crisis, if temperatures don’t stop rising dropping, we’re all going to burn up freeze to death. Clearly we must destroy what’s left of our economy immediately. That’s the message of a bunch of geriatric has-beens from the music world, organized by another has-been best known for his […]

Green Jobs

September 13, 2009 at 5:53 pm

Do you remember McDoom promising a million new Green jobs? Or was it a billion? One forgets when the bullshit filter engages automatically. Anyway, the reality, as usual, turned out to be about 4 Regional Window-Box Equality Co-ordinators in Lambeth. The Germans, ever efficient though, have actually got a thriving line in […]

The Weather, From Tesco

September 7, 2009 at 3:06 pm

If you want a job doing properly, do it yourself. The Met Office have been notoriously bad, predicting recently the non-existent “BBQ Sunmer”, but you have to forgive them because they are working with a computer programmed with data pre-designed to anticipate that we’ll be living on the surface of the Sun by […]

Climate Change Trial Gathers Pace

August 31, 2009 at 2:32 pm

On the other side of the Pond, the US Chamber of Commerce has the Sierra Club running scared with their Climate Trial idea (blogged about here previously). The Sierra Club now has a petition calling for companies to resign their memberships in the Chamber if they do not drop the […]

Global Warming Computer Causes Global Warming

August 28, 2009 at 8:37 pm

As there is zero evidence that human carbon dioxide emissions have any effect on climate, authoritarian leftists using the global warming hoax as a Trojan horse for totalitarianism have resorted to computer models to prove whatever their ideology requires them to prove regarding the climate of the future. It’s a […]

Climate Change On Trial. No Nudes Welcome!

August 28, 2009 at 2:26 pm

And so it seems that the science isn’t ‘settled’ after all. In the other side of the Pond: The nation’s largest business lobby wants to put the science of global warming on trial. The U.S. Chamber of Commerce, trying to ward off potentially sweeping federal emissions regulations, is pushing the […]

We’re All Doomed Pt.94

August 24, 2009 at 3:57 pm

Just when you thought you knew all of the ways that mankind is doomed and how we are all going to burn / freeze / *insert environmental catastrophe here* then along comes another one. Now we’re all going to die of oxygen reduction, and guess who is at fault? New […]