Typical EU Dim Thinking

August 23, 2009 at 2:38 am

Those of a certain era might associate stockpiling with the Cuban Missile Crisis, or the days when the unions would start a strike if the beer ran out in the workers canteen. This is not one of those occasions. Instead, that insidious organisation determined to irritate us in every nook […]

Capt. Al Bore’s Shiny New Boat

August 20, 2009 at 7:57 pm

Not content with flying half way around the world to conferences in his private jet just to lecture us for leaving that little red light on the front of the TV on overnight and killing 32 polar bears an hour, Al Bore has plumbed new depths of hypocrisy. Not content […]

Anthropogenic Continental Drift: An Incoherent Truth

August 16, 2009 at 11:30 pm

With apologies, TheEye needs to post this as an antidote to The Great Global Warming Swindle. Enjoy…. Industrial Nations Threaten Globe Again A new menace to the planet has been discovered and validated by a consensus of politically reliable scientists: Anthropogenic Continental Drift (ACD) will result in catastrophic damage and […]

Bombay Mix Up By The BBC

August 13, 2009 at 3:40 pm

The Great Climate Change Swindle continues unabated, but as usual the facts aren’t allowed to get in the way of a good bit of BBC propaganda. Global youth pool climate ideas say the BBC yesterday (Wed 12th). In a World Record attempt for the Largest Number Of Brainwashed Teenage Loons […]

We Have 4 Months To Live

August 13, 2009 at 2:35 pm

It’s tough taking these people seriously. This 11th August speech on “climate change” by Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon sounds like it comes from a US television evangelist who still has thousands of glow-in-the-dark crucifixes in his garage and he needs to shift them quickly: “The downside is equally dramatic. If we […]

The Three Stooges Save The World

August 11, 2009 at 8:44 am

A very brief article on the Three Amigos Stooges on Townhall.com – so brief it is easier just to reproduce it: North American leaders say they will work together to fight swine flu and climate change. In a joint statement, U.S. President Barack Obama, Mexican President Felipe Calderon and Canadian […]

Global Warming Will Change Our Accents

August 8, 2009 at 2:44 am

Fresh from flipping polar bear burgers at the 1st Annual All Seeing Eye Global Warming BBQ, your hosts find fresh reason to worry about the sanity of some people. Just when you think that nothing new can fall prey to the horrific effect of Global Warming / Climate Change / […]

AGW Claims More Victims

July 31, 2009 at 10:42 pm

Readers will know that TheEye has no sympathy with the Great Global Warming Swindle. The temperature of the Earth has fluctuated over the short, medium and long term for its entire existence and not even Al Bore’s mansions and small airforce of private jets can dent it. So it’s always […]

Telly Tax Mk.II

July 19, 2009 at 12:49 pm

Anyone who reads Biased-BBC knows that watching an political programme involves a gymnastic combination of holding your nose, pouring yourself a stiff drink and reaching for your wallet. To watch England beating Australia in the Ashes on Sky, one needs to pay the BBC their telly tax. However it (whisper […]

Diamonds In The Dark (Or Not)

March 31, 2009 at 5:38 pm

Now TheEye has no truck with this eco-nonsense. David Cameron may have a windmill on his house and councils may be putting microchips in bins but it comes to just too much when the entire world is instructed to turn every light off for some nonsense called “Earth Hour”. Doubtless […]