If you fancy popping over to meet TheEye in one of the sunnier bits of the old Empire then put your name down for this job with the Foreign Office… Research Analyst for Gibraltar, The British Indian Ocean Territory, and the Caribbean Overseas Territories and Bermuda “The role is business […]

So after much ridicule of the daft, plain stupid and politically “correct” questions in the old Labour government’s so-called Citizenship Test….it has been re-written by the Coalition. Can we expect questions like “how much does the UK waste each year by belonging to the EU” or “name the religion responsible […]

The Foreign Office is currently £110 million over budget and engaged in an operation to close Embassies, insult the Pope and generally withdraw from the diplomatic arena in the face of Baroness Ashtray and her army of EU diplo-cyborgs. Whilst that might dent the traditional role of the FCO – pandering […]

So there you are, minding your own business and trying not to get deported. Tesfaldet Tesloy went to Sweden six years ago to live with his brother who has lived in the country for 20 years. But in 2006, Tesloy received word that his application for a residence permit had been […]

No, not from here; don’t be daft. They do things differently in Denmark. The traditional way for refugees to make it in to Great Britain is usually along the lines of: 1. Pass through other countries with less attractive benefits.2. Book in to the purpose-built camps near Calais3. Hide under […]

This is already happening on the streets of the United Kingdom too, but news outlets are unwilling to point the finger at immigrants without being branded as waaaaaaacist, or anti-EU or whatever the evil-prejudice-du-jour is.. The Copenhagen Times runs with what you’d hardly describe as “breaking news” by using a […]

TheEye is delighted to have such brave Armed Forces…especially after all that the One Eyed Son Of The Manse has done to them. So it was with tolerance that continuous take-off and landing at night operations were heard at RAF Gibraltar last night. Ah, well, didn’t need to sleep anyway. […]

In an unbelievable outbreak of libertarianism and sense from a portion of our EU enemies we learn that French MP’s have today voted against a law which would have allowed law enforcement agencies to cut off the internet connections of file-sharers. Jacqui “I’ll pay for the Kleenex, darling” Smith will […]

Bias in the media should be challenged at all times in a free society. TheEye is a frequent critic of the BBC in this respect. Check out Biased-BBC’s live-chat shadowing Question Time at 10:30pm on Thursday for what will doubtless be another classic example. However it will have to go […]