Spot The Difference Competition

February 21, 2010 at 12:05 pm

2010 2003 Come to think of it, the first photograph would make for a great caption competion….

Gordoom Wants To Help The Middle Classes

January 16, 2010 at 12:53 pm

Stop laughing at the back there. Yes, McDoom (for it is he) has just made a series of ridiculous promises in a speech leaked trailed spun announced to the BBC here. As it was billed in the BBC headline as “targetting” the middle classes, you’d have thought that it was […]

Gordoom And The Goracle Take A Wrong Turning

December 17, 2009 at 3:53 am

Remember that video clip of George W Bush in Peking trying to walk through a locked door? Yes, you can’t forget it because the BBC have played it (and still do) on every ‘comedy’ panel gameshow going as a sign of how “stupid” he was supposed to be. Contrast that […]

Sarko vs Gordoom

December 11, 2009 at 11:58 pm

Game, Set and Match methinks. This was Browns Press Conference with Sarkozy this morning. Brown and Darling didn’t fall out in the run up to the PBR it seems. In fact. Brown absolutely and certainly didn’t overrule his Chancellor or interfere with the report and his “deficit reduction plan” is right on […]

Debt Clock Projected On To Battersea Power Station

December 8, 2009 at 9:01 pm

The Conservatives have projected the £5,500 per second debt clock on to Battersea Power Station in anticipation of tomorrow’s PBR announcement. It’s a scary illustration of the horrendous damage Gordoom has done to the country, and a reminder that is going to take one hell of a plan, a lot of pain, and some political […]

Opposing Taxes Is Like Stealing Cars

December 8, 2009 at 6:04 pm

The next election will be fought on a variety of battlegrounds, not least the fact that Gordoom has been conducting UK economic policy with all of the subtlety and finesse of a Scorsese movie. TheEye is a firm believer in the lowest of taxes and the lightest possible touch of […]

US Calls Germany Most Important Ally In Last 60 Years

December 1, 2009 at 5:22 pm

Gordoom will be furious, and Nokia sales will be up this afternoon. He would kill all the firstborn for similar comments from the US ambassador here, and Heaven only knows what he’d give for a photo-op like this. The subject of our Prime Mentalist’s rage today will be one Philip […]

Gordon Brown Is…

November 22, 2009 at 8:29 pm

Just as an experiment with the predictive results drop-down this evening and all entertainingly as it should be…except for “my shepherd‘? Eh? What gives? Results from Google Wales, possibly.

McDoom ‘To Apologise For Norman Conquest’

November 16, 2009 at 7:00 pm

Gerald Warner at his best in the Telegraph. Worth reading the whole article, but here is a flavour: Gordon Brown is set to make a public apology for the Norman Conquest. Last night close aides and Downing Street insiders categorically denied that any such move was being considered, fuelling the […]

McDoom’s Lack Of Respect

November 9, 2009 at 7:27 pm

TheEye was rather taken by the forthright and understandable reaction over on the ARmy Rumour SErvice to the fact that our military-hating socially inept Prime Mentalist was unable to remember to bow his head at the Centotaph ceremony. When questioning how he could have been quite so insensitive, particularly apt was […]