First, kill a bear. A fortnight ago, Clyde Gardner was sentenced to 5 to 15 years in prison for plotting to kill his ex-girlfriend after a friend he asked to do the job ratted him out to the police instead. The plan involved faking a car accident. So far, so […]

Amanda Knox was in court in Perugia today, protesting her innocence over the killing of Meredith Kercher. She was in tears, speaking in fluent Italian. Verdict? Sexy And so Foxy Knoxy walks free from an Italian court having been acquitted of murdering the person she now seems not to have […]

This post is offered without comment, really, because it speaks for itself. Someone is seriously taking the piss. It’s the sort of thing you’d expect to see on the Daily Mash or the Onion. Incredibly it seems to be genuine. Iran has called on the British police to exercise restraint […]

…and so it appears that the rioting in Tottenham may not have been caused by the death of a local gangster who shot at a policeman – saved by the bullet embedding in his radio. Now we’re looking more at a gangster with a fake gun, the police shooting twice […]

The ever-breathless Nick Robinson is leading the joint Labour – Al Beeb charge to pin as much blame as possible on David Cameron for fact that a private investigator working for a newspaper listened to (and deleted) some voicemails of a murdered child eight years ago. TheEye has been keen […]

One is a failed unelected mong with no concept of basic of economics and has a phalanx of greasy pole-climbing false friends rapidly trying to disown him. He handed out other peoples’ money to vested interests in an effort to bribe them to support him. Plenty of people are lining […]

A Taiwanese animation of the Dominique Strauss-Kahn nonsense was always on the cards, and here it is. Nothing in English, unfortunately (will keep an eye out for that) but it’s pretty self-explanatory. Enjoy.

If you’re going to handcuff someone to something – try to pick a fixed object: He’s been recaptured, apparently, but there’s no news on the fate of the chair.

Today we learn something new and unspeakably odd about the centuries old hatred between Azerbaijan and Armenia. Reported this week in the unmissable ArmenianDiaspora: On Monday Azerbaijan’s secret services busted two students from Baku State Engineering University after Heidar Aliev, catching them red-handed – indulging in anti-Azerbaijani erotica. Yes indeed. […]

Mexican men beware – if you seem jealous, show “indifference” toward your wife, or don’t perform in bed, you might just find yourself behind bars: Mexican men who display extreme jealousy or avoid sex with their wives could be tried in court and punished under a new law, the special […]