Janet “It’d better be this long when I get you home, sunshine” Napolitano is the Homeland Stupidity Secretary for Barack Hussein Obama. Oddly for one of Hussein’s appointees she appears to be a raving 24-carat fruitcake. Okay so are most of the others but at least the MSM haven’t discretely […]

What happened to that ‘Flinty Chicago Toughness’? Osama can’t be bothered to meet with the One-Eyed Scottish Idiot and blames it on snow. Apparently the six weeks of partying in the White House and destroying the economy have exhausted the Obamessiah. In January he scoffed at the lightweights in Washington […]

Like a faithful old dog, TheEye wishes to mourn the passing of a long-time friend. Three days ago the final edition of the Rocky Mountain News gave one last update of the happenings of Denver. TheEye is much like The Croydonian…a connisewer of obscure overseas jottings and actually had this […]

Not something you will want anywhere near you at 4pm UK time today if in a violent frame of mind. Chapter 15 of The Armourer’s Prentices by Charlotte Yonge which is on TheEye’s current “being read” schedule is called Heave Half A Brick At Him. Replace ‘Him’ with ‘Her’. You […]

Once a player at a reasonable level and as an ongoing keen follower of cricket, TheEye was shocked and stunned to hear today of the death of Bearders. The Bearded Wonder, as he was known, was the number-cruncher extraordinaire. The statisticians statistician. Bill Frindall died aged 69 after contracting Legionnaire’s […]

Whilst promising to return with a more serious post, TheEye didn’t think it would be this serious. There are times when the self-imposed ban on becoming a sweary blog is hard to maintain. From the DailyLabourGraph we learn: Council blocks home for maimed marine. Marine Joe Townsend (20) put his […]

This story is featured on several blogs, including TheEye’s regular reads of The Lone Voice and Old Holborn. Both give the hat-tip to Raedwald. The EU has decided that we are all criminals now and these “crimes” will put British subjects on an EU subversives list. This EU Council decision […]

It’s truly unbelievable. Why isn’t every news channel leading with the most important story of the month? Nay, the year! Decade! The man who invented the doner kebab has died. Mahmut Aygun, was suffering from cancer and died in Berlin at the age of 87. Known as the “kebab king” […]

Via The Lone Voice and originally from The Mail we learn that coastguards must now fill out a health and safety questionnaire before going out to save lives. Called a ‘Vehicle Pre-Journey Risk Assessment’, this marvellous way of getting people unnecessarily dead requires a “reason for journey” and an assessment […]

The three men in the picture are scum. If we had the death penalty again (which the EU won’t allow us to under laws we’ve signed up to) I’d pull the lever myself. They threw caustic soda on a mentally retarded girl after repeatedly raping her for two hours. She […]