So says Anjem Choudray; Muslim fruitcake and general Tosspot Of This Parish. Alcohol is the “root of all evil” he said on his Islam4UK website yesterday, and anyone drunk in public should, under the Sharia Law which he insists must be imposed on Great Britain, get 40 lashes. It’s 80 […]

TheEye doesn’t like Noel Edmonds. He’s possibly one of the poorest “entertainers” on British television at the moment. However in the past he has used his fame to do some good things for those who need them. This particular one, however, stands out, and TheEye is very grateful. From an […]

Currently homeless due to building work, TheEye misses his well-stocked kitchen and the chance to create. So it was with some delight that this excellent idea was found on Dungeekin. Rather than just cull grey squirrels to save the red ones, why not eat them? He offers this most alluring […]

TheEye has the builders in. This is not a cheap undertaking, and it also involves a certain Sleeping-At-A-Mate’s-Place effort as the disruption really is unbearable. Therefore one of your two humble contributors has been unusually silent. My apologies. This will be rectified with a splurge of posts as soon as […]

The dhimmification of the United Kingdom procedes apace, with news that as of next month, Asda will sell a £24.99 ‘Muslim Doll’ to teach Quranic Arabic to immigrant children. It’s going to be piloted in the Bradford store. Go on, insert obvious comments here and save me the effort. If […]

There is, according to scientists paid simply to churn out random made-up statistics for publication in journals read only by other scientists – who then steal and recycle the bogus figures to inflate their own nonsense – a theory that our galaxy may contain as many as 38,000 intelligent civilisations. […]

TheEye is a former cricketer (to a limited standard) and remains an ongoing armchair fan of the great game. Middlesex won the 2008 20/20 slogathon at the Rosebowl – home of TheEye’s former team – but unfortunately they did it under a name which some people who are sworn under […]

TheEye saw these over on Dizzy and, being a bit of a geek personally, I felt the need to share them.

TheEye hates passing on second-hand work, and therefore detests doing it for two posts in a row. However sometimes it is necessary. Always have The Lone Voice on your blogroll. He’s got a bit of a thing going about the awful JD Wetherspoon and by all accounts it’s thoroughly well […]

Found via The Poor Little Greek Boy and well worth sharing. Every had to register for something on a website? Of course you have. The “Title” dropdown is always Mr, Mrs, Miss and this strange ‘Ms’ thing which TheEye thinks is just a misspelling. ‘Doctor’ might creep in there too […]