Hat-tip to Charles via Moonbattery

Not only does Walmart refuse to let unions drive its prices through the ceiling, it’s also racist — or is it the law of supply and demand that’s racist? Walmart is raising eyebrows after cutting the price of a black Barbie doll to nearly half of that of the doll’s […]

Spotted today on the Helmand blog, which is run by Major Paul Smyth from the UK Forces Media Ops team based at Camp Bastion. A soldier of 3 RIFLES has been talking about his decision to pick up a live Taleban hand grenade and throw it back in an attempt to save […]

There’s an interesting article with that title in the Birmingham Post today. Whilst it contains several phrases which drive TheEye to distraction including the inaccurate, fatuous, shallow and trite “Rather than having dozens of small hospitals dotted around the country the military decided to pool medical resources.” (read 13th Spitfire’s […]

Now this is how you do it…and it’s been ages since we’ve visited the ever odd Austrian Times, eh? Hundreds of desperate job-seekers took part in a Binman Olympics to compete for just 14 jobs as road sweepers. Nearly 500 entrants competed for what are considered plum civil service jobs […]

This mock Press Release isn’t so far from the truth. Look here. The US Government is offering a $114,000pa job as Legal Advisor for Piracy and Climate Change. FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASECONTACT: Admiral MohamedMarch 3, 20101-800-WEREINTHESAMEBOATNOW ‘Shiver me global warmin’, matey’ MOGADISHU (Spl) – Celebrations broke out across downtown on Thursday […]

Question Time this week comes from London; soon to be the first city in the world to host the Summer Olympics three times. So don’t expect any questions on how much money that will lose. As usual, TheEye will be live-blogging the event over on Biased-BBC. The panel is Mayor […]

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In a clear sign that the lunatics are taking over the asylum, we hear that militant atheists at the University of Texas at San Antonio are offering pornography to any student who turns in a Bible. Calling it a “smut for smut” trade, they say they’re trying to make some […]

No, not in favour of the Euro, which will upset Lord Fondlebum of Boys and Hartlepool. A website is offering painstakingly detailed replicas of Colonial Currency used in the sci-fi series Battlestar Galactica. Considering that the UK is very likely to lose our AAA credit rating in the next few […]