Straight from the We’re All Doomed Department: “Three paintings depicting pigs have been pre-emptively removed from a hospital in Leerdam because they might offend Muslims. One patient, not actually himself a Muslim, made a complaint about the paintings because he wanted to avoid Muslims having confrontations with the pigs. The […]

As exclusively revealed by TheChive. Shirley Sherrod loves her family, her life, and her job. God bless America! Andrew Breitbart EXCLUSIVE: “Shirley Sherrod: ‘Whities don’t work. … These guys should die.’ “ Tom Vilsack posted a note on Shirley Sherrod’s Wall: “You’re fired.” NAACP posted a note: “Unedited Shirley Sherrod Transcript.” “OMG, husband STILL doesn’t get that tighty-whities […]

Question Time tonight comes from Hartlepool; famous for hanging a monkey for being French, providing a guitarist for Iron Maiden and having an unwanted terrace house once owned by Peter Mandelson. On the panel we have Immigration Minister Damian Green MP, Sadiq Khan MP (Lab, Tootingstan), Nigel Farage MEP, Bob Crow (self described Communist; […]

So, how’s that Hopey Changey working out for y’all? Pretty well if this graph of US employment rates is anything to go by… Hat-tip Peoples Cube and cross-posted at A Tangled Web

After Tuesdays little bit of local excitement, it looks as though Alejandro Parres is going to be providing some good court-based entertainment in the near future. Shaping up nicely for the well tested Raving Nailed-On Nutter Defence, it turns out that our (alleged) armed robber has “a microchip inside his head” […]

An armed robbery right outside TheEye’s front door yesterday! W00t! Some excitement in the sleepy old place, eh? Damn Spanish; comin’ over ‘ere, nicking our duty free jewellery…

No translation, but that’s part of the fun. Try to work out what is going on…

Some gentle Monday night music to drink the Kool-Aid to… Meanwhile, in real-voter-world….

Break out the tyres and get the witchdoctors to randomly select people to necklace! You have no choice; the United Nations have decreed that you must. For those of our blog visitors who live on Mars and haven’t heard of Saint Nelson, his life can basically be summarised as: Blew […]

No, not the 1967 film of the same name. We read in the Daily Wail? A Gurkha soldier has been flown back to the UK after hacking the head off a dead Taliban commander with his ceremonial knife to prove the dead man’s identity. The private, from 1st Battalion, Royal […]