Entertainingly over 50 “presenters” and “hosts” are paid more than Gordoom. Although to be fair this number would increase if the One Eyed Son Of The Manse received his justified salary of an abrupt dark-alleyway payoff only involving one of those silenced Humane Destroyers that they use on horses. And […]

Now one has to be very wary of behind-the-scenes unknown pressure on this one but TheEye will report it as it appears and will endure the incoming flack when it turns out that under-the-counter negotiations have certainly been happening for weeks anyway. There is a rumour that the Ukraine may […]

Okay, guilty as charged. David Vance is apparently not exactly like the bloke in that photograph. In fact a current photograph of our latest co-conspirator would indicate a lack of hair which may be more in the direction of the little-above-the-eyebrows scenario. Now please encouraged to Google for David Vance […]

So where will you be on the 6-7th of June? TheEye will be in Normandy where 65 years ago to the day his uncle waded ashore on D-Day. Unlike the chaps whom George had only known for a short while (but it felt like a lifetime) he managed to make […]

TheEye is starting to get nervous as he wonders if David Vance has one of those twitchy nerves in his left eyebrow which goes ballistic when he knows that things have just gone too far. There’s always a limit, and when politicians or taxpayer-funded broadcasters overstep that mark then twitchy-eyebrow […]

Regular readers of Biased BBC and this blog will know well that TheEye is one of David Vance’s co-conspirators on the Question Time liveblog. It usually involves huge quantities of red wine and, as the evening progresses, less and less sense. That being from our co-conspirators by the way. The […]

Now it might be argued that TheEye has only run with this story as an excuse to publish a picture of a fantastic-looking girl. It might be similarly argued that a picture of a woman in a burqua would have elegantly made a counterpoint to the post and been interestingly […]

A politician running with the slogan “All for me, nothing for you” has made it into the second round of local elections in Croatia. Independent candidate Josko Kraljevic Risa also campaigned using the slogan “It is definitely going to be better for me, but will be the same for you.” […]

Now you’ve got to admit that the UK taxpayer is getting twitchy about expenses’ claims. Jersey has decided to bail in and have some fun too. A review of public sector expense claims has been launched following Friday’s revelations that the Chief Executive of the Department of Health had claimed […]

It’s not just RIP from TheEye to one of our heroes. It seems that he has been shabbily treated. Now TheEye hates the EU and all of it’s pernicious just-for-the-hell-of-it legislation but maybe for once their “Human Rights” nonsense might actually really help someone genuinely.It’d be a bloody first. The […]