In terrifying news today, we learn the shocking news that farmers sometimes carry farm tools to do farming jobs. Tony Martin became the hero of everyone who has been the victim of crime for shooting Fred Barras who, with Brendan Fearnon, had broken in to his remote farmhouse in Norfolk […]

Readers will know that TheEye has no sympathy with the Great Global Warming Swindle. The temperature of the Earth has fluctuated over the short, medium and long term for its entire existence and not even Al Bore’s mansions and small airforce of private jets can dent it. So it’s always […]

Try as is might, the mainstream media can’t shake off it’s Obamalovin’ Take this headline from the New York Times: “U.S. Economy Shrank Less Than Expected in Quarter”. Here is the content of the article: Things are so much better than expected, blah, blah, blah. Economists agree, blah, blah, blah. […]

Ah, election fever is in the air, lurking like the stench of a decaying whale carcass over a sewage-encrusted beach. It’s not just irritating…it’s M&S irritating. And so, to maintain our interest, over the last few days the debate about whether to have a debate has taken off. However that […]

According to figures published by the Electoral Commission and published by the BBC, we learn that Sinn Fein is the wealthiest and highest spending party in Northern Ireland with an income of £1.12m and spending £1.15m in 2008. The SDLP had an income of £291,931 and spent £290,169. The Ulster […]

The politicians in New York have come up with an interesting program to help the homeless: New York has found a novel, if expensive, way of dealing with its overcrowded shelters – buying one-way tickets for homeless families to leave the city. Under the initiative, by the administration of the […]

Well, that’s it then. We are all officially safe from swine flu. Serbia’s official emergency swine flu committee have given the go-ahead for a music festival in Guca on the grounds that the locals drink extra-strong spirits and that will successfully see off the flu. The organisers are delighted, as […]

So, you’ve finished your meal in the restaurant. The wine was good and the steak was sublime, although maybe the soup could have done with a touch more salt. As the brandy slips down and you contemplate whether you’re close enough to home to risk the car, you fumble for […]

Now it’s often been said that the G.O.T. is a scary individual, but only now do we find the true extent of his twisted influence over the world. Under the guise of #SillyWeek he is attempting to soften us up for new taxes. Look at what they are thinking about […]

No, not a contribution to Man In A Shed’s Blogger Silly Week but genuine nonsense instead. Jackson might end up will a Nobel Peace Prize if some of his nuttier fans get their way. The grim horror is in this post here. Michael Jackson fans have launched a campaign calling […]