A Gerkhin With That, Madam?

April 30, 2012 at 7:49 pm

TheEye is a fan of off-the-wall news and so is delighted to once again bring you news of great international importance*.


The Toowoomba Chronicle brings us serious and disturbing tidings of the discovery of a (very poorly drawn, it must be said) cock inside a burger box.

“If they have drawn that in there, what else have they done to my burger?” 

The doesn’t look anything like the real one woman called Kylie was interviewed for the slow news day article by…wait for it…Stuart Cumming.

You can’t make this rubbish up.

* May contain traces of Lie