A Gerkhin With That, Madam?
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Indeed.
The Toowoomba Chronicle brings us serious and disturbing tidings of the discovery of a (very poorly drawn, it must be said) cock inside a burger box.
“If they have drawn that in there, what else have they done to my burger?”
The doesn’t look anything like the real one woman called Kylie was interviewed for the slow news day article by…wait for it…Stuart Cumming.
You can’t make this rubbish up.
* May contain traces of Lie
Toowoomba was also one of the places our climate czar Tim Flannery predicted would be a desert by now, destroyed by permanent drought caused by Climate Change.
Toowoomba was flooded last year as part of one of the largest deluges of rain in Queensland history.
Flannery is paid something like AUD 300,000 a year by our socialist regime to basically try and brainwash a disbelieving country that we need to “do something about climate change”… He is yet to make a correct prediction in 5 years. About anything.