Get ready for a performance fit for a king….and 20,000 other bloody awful puns.

The limited-edition beverage has been rustled up using ‘various well-known aphrodisiacs’, according to its manufacturer.

These include chocolate, horny goat weed and ‘a healthy dose of sarcasm’ in addition to the famous blue pills.

Drinking three of the beers is apparently equivalent to taking one Viagra pill, with the bottles’ label featuring the words ‘Arise Prince Willy’ and ‘Celebrate Big Willy Style’.

‘With this beer we want to take the wheels off the Royal Wedding bandwagon being jumped on by dozens of breweries; The Royal Virility Performance is the perfect antidote to all the hype,’ BrewDog say on their website.

Ugly girls will be buying this by the case.