Royal Virility Performance

April 19, 2011 at 9:21 pm

Get ready for a performance fit for a king….and 20,000 other bloody awful puns. The limited-edition beverage has been rustled up using ‘various well-known aphrodisiacs’, according to its manufacturer. These include chocolate, horny goat weed and ‘a healthy dose of sarcasm’ in addition to the famous blue pills. Drinking three […]