Headline o’ The Day

December 29, 2010 at 9:07 pm

From Time Magazine today, and with no sign of intended irony or sarcasm:

There follows in the article a whole host of theories as to why it’s so inconveniently cold when politicians and career labcoats in search of taxpayer-funded grants tell us we’re all scheduled to fry. Of course, the “science” wasn’t always that “settled” for Time. Oh no:

For those of you reading the other headlines across the top, the answer you’re struggling for is that he had a nervous breakdown and was promoted to Lieutenant Colonel. No charge for that.