World Vegan Day
Today is, apparently, World Vegan Day.
You know where you can stick that idea. The weather is still good enough here for a barbecue tonight.
Today is, apparently, World Vegan Day.
You know where you can stick that idea. The weather is still good enough here for a barbecue tonight.
Is that what a roasted vegan looks like?
Doubtful, because it’s not got the pale thin unhealthy look.
Who decides which day is what and when and even more importantly – why?
I only pressed the post button once – honestly
Ho! Ho!
It is actually worse – today marks the start of World Vegan Month!
http://www.worldveganday.org/
Which makes Ramadan sound like a barrel of laughs in comparison.
Anyone can nominate one (National All Seeing Eye Appreciation Day, anyone?) but the key is to get a Parliament somewhere to pass a motion noting it….then you’re on the funding and publicity gravy train. The US Senate pass motions ‘recognising’ these by the bucketload.
Private Eye, incidentally tried to get a National No National Day Day going a few years ago, but couldn’t find a free Day to hold it on.
That’s awful. It’s deliberate too because even out here we won’t be bbq’ing by the end of the month. I’ll just up the dinnertime steak intake to compensate.
I bet schoolchildren will be having this nonsense drummed into them in the classroom too.
I´m almost a vegitarian – I only eat vegitarians 😎
“even out here we won’t be bbq’ing by the end of the month” – you wimps, my 82 year old father BBQ’s all year round…
Daft old sod!
I hope there’s no air extractor anywhere near that there Hog Roast Eye ..
Or else you’ll have some pathetic, no-life twat complaining that the delighful aroma of cooked Pork might offend the followers of the “Religion of Peace” ..
BTW .. I meant to say, I once dated a Vegan ..
But it didn’t last, as she refused to eat any meat … 😉
I’ll just get me coat … 😀 😀
They must be all skin and bone. No decent Missionary-in-a-big-pot feast to be had.
I saw that bit of news,,,it was a non-Muslim complaining that *others* might be offended.
He’s first in line for an intensive kicking come the revolution.
I’ll call a taxi. That way you can avoid the Joke Standards Mob with their flaming pitchforks and sharp torches.
I’m not like you sun dodging lot – I get frostbite if I go north of Madrid.
Ahem, as a vegan my feelings are upset over the pic – can I sue you?
I could never be a vegetarian, let alone a vegan…… I had roast pork and crackling tonight all washed down with some lovely wine….. hic! 😛
My defence would be that I was blatantly trolling with this post to get a bite from you…and it worked! 😀
I couldn’t either but I’m glad some people are. More steak to go around the rest of us!
You can chew on my Starboard knacker for all I care Pal …
I could never be a vegan or a vegetarian but if push came to shove, I’d eat one. I believe we taste like pig, as the Maoris used to call us long pig. There’s nothing better in this world than Roast Pork (wild boar even better) with all the trimmings, washed down with a couple of jugs of cider. Yum