TheEye would like to Hat-Tip The Croydonian for a marvellous headline:

Israelis consider ground offensive in Gaza

As he observes…was the ground grumpy? Angry? Depressed? Vaguely not amused? Unhappy to be there? Was sea or air preferable for a sparky conversation? It’s here.

TheEye suspects that Israel probably had a few plants die in a rather chalky garden and just blagged it to the wife.

Mr C has also spotted the ultimate riposte in the brilliantly named “Unhung Cooperative Farm” and the article in the Korean newspaper “Love For Soil“.

TheEye can do no more than direct you to The Croydonian because this nonsense is just too outrageous to believe. You can’t make his stuff up.